Dude, that sounds awesome.

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*takes away computer from WD, gives 3 glasses of water, and tucks him in to bed*

That was MY EXACT FUCKIN RESPONSE TO THIS ****

BUT DID HE

NOPE

HE FUCKIN DIDN'T

HE STAYED UP TIL LIKE LITERALLY 3AM

BITCH WHAT THE HELL

TFW you play hockey for an hour and a half in -14 degree weather (8 degrees, for you Amercans) and your lower lip is so frozen you can barely talk.

TFW you score a hat trick to win the game.

TFW you down an XL Tim Hortons hot chocolate in five minutes.

TFW it's Superbowl and you DGAF.

TFW you're Canadian.

TFW you're an American who doesn't give a **** about the Super Bowl but you have to watch the commercials for class.

tfw you need a good sneeze, you have the tickle in one of your nostrils and you can feel it coming. You're on the verge. You look at the sky or a bright light to push you over the edge and then just as you're about to sneeze, it goes.

TFW you're an American and you didn't even realize it was the Superbowl till you came into this thread.

tfw you work in a thrift store just outside of Seattle and have had to answer the same fucking question over and over and goddamn motherfucking over again for the past week: "Do you have any SEAAAAHAWWWWWKKKKSSSS stuff?!"

bitch shut the hell up and get the fuck out of my face!! This is a thrift store!! WE DON'T HAVE A LIST OF SHIT WE HAVE!

I almost hope the Seahawks lose so all their fans will fuck off for a while.

i had a satire class where we usually just watched youtube videos and had class discussions. we had to read a few short novels but i didn't mind since one of them was great and another was decent. probably the best blow-off class i ever had. it was my humanities elective requirement... the alternatives were dreadful **** like "intercultural studies".