Well, Jew girls without eating disorders have big tits.

dude fuckin seriously.

TFW your grandma calls you to catch up and during your conversation she tells you how much she likes your new track :yikes:.

Well then... real stuff... good luck with that. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...e_confused.gif

minimal reward, has really triggered my alcoholic tendencies.

my figure is improving but if I don't dig myself out I'm probably gonna die this time.

so I guess you're gonna have a real nice corpse to defile.

Geez… that's awful. :( Hope you can sort that out.

I'd say something helpful, but I suppose there's nothing really to say, and I hate trite things like "I wish you the best", or "I'm praying for you". Other people might be good at that kind of thing, but all I've got is that you're more fun when you're not all bummed. Get back to your normal bored nihilism so I don't have to worry about stepping on eggshells when I mock you. It's quite inconvenient.

tfw you want a qt girlfriend to cuddle with you under mounds of blankets and pass the **** out while listening to AFX.

that's about the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

tfw you just really want to fuck Jim Morrison.

or someone that loves him/looks like him.

just whisper some fucking sweet things at me and the contract will be signed.

TFW a 2 1/2 hour college class consists of watching the Disney version of Cinderella followed by a discussion shitting on Walt Disney.