I wish I could ejaculate 9000 times with my eyeballs

stop looking at me. :(

oh wow

I didn't even know I wrote that until now...

also tfw every time you walk into your room the first thing you smell is weed. The second thing is beer. The third thing is curry soup. Awwww yeah. Gettin my stank on.

Also what with the glasses and everything... I mean... I just don't think it would be a good time for me.

I prefer to keep them on in bed. Nobody wanna fuck a Jew girl.

also tfw you're pretty turned on by Jim Morrison but you're also kind of glad he's dead.

Bitch, what you talkin' bout? Jew chicks got big tits and awesome senses of humor.

*looks down*

....I... well...at least I have a pretty good sense of humor I guess.

C'mon bro...

ahem hemmity hem

ask the Mister before you even try, son.

Nah, that wasn't me trying to get e-laid. Just a reference to my previous post in the gallery. You're pretty harsh on yourself, even if you are joking.