tfw you took 4 days off of work so you could go party in LA and see FIDLAR only to find that after you already booked your ticket the show sold out. Mother****ing sold out. This might be it for them... they're playing Burgerama festival in March but from what I've heard the band as people are parting ways... I guess I have to wait til Burgerama. And hope to goddess I can get a refund.

Tfw you cut your nails too short

It hurts

I used to do that, and it gave me slightly ingrown fingernails. Luckily, I'm a slacker now and only cut them when they start to make it hard to make a fist around my dick. That reminds me...

TFW your professor informs the class you'll be watching porn, and says "Fuck yeah, you can curse in here".

All the little kids fresh outta high school laugh every time she curses or says something you'd normally get detention for. Makes me feel old, lol.

A girl actually asked to go to the bathroom today. :banghead:

That feel when someone lying to you but you know it.
-_-

The unmitigated gall! You sit here, pretending to be Tom ****ing Selleck, the most beloved actor of all time, and have the audacity to complain about somebody else lying?! **** that ****!

maybe she went in there to masturbate

tfw you're just sick and tired, heart beating too slowly.

tfw can't tell if sub-humanly stupid or post-humanly intelligent

but it's all so simple, guys

Maybe a little from Column A, a little from Column B.