That feeling when...

Plankton · 01-13-2015, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Classy.Stay classy.

RoxyRollah · 01-13-2015, 01:14 PM

See my issue is yer mad bc you kicked him out all yall tried to let him bottom out but see his bottom isnt a normal bottom his bottom is a pine box.So Im just frustrated its like Im sorry you gave up on yer man,but we've been tight for 15 years and uh Im not gonna let him die.I dont have it in me,so feel guilty all want just dont bite my head off.

Carpe Mortem · 01-13-2015, 06:00 PM

Speaking of drugs...TFW lots of caffeine and just a little pot. Most perfect combination of substances ever.

GuD · 01-13-2015, 07:55 PM

^My go-to rager night combo is jagger-bombs and weed. I just made cold-brew coffee using rum instead of water... When the time comes that stuff is gonna be wild.

Also jfc Roxy... what a ****ty day

**Frownland** · 01-15-2015, 12:21 PM

Tfw really dank bands are playing in your town two days before you come back from school. Son of a bitch.

ladyislingering · 01-15-2015, 10:09 PM

tfw you could almost swear that people look at you and they know you're messed up.

GuD · 01-16-2015, 01:01 AM

tfw you're getting older and older and start feeling more and more like either a jaded jackass or a hasbeen loser still tryna be cool. Fvck, Twenty-Three? Kids I went to high school with are graduating college and getting jobs that don't involve waiting on *******s that care too much about what temperature their ****ing machiatto is. Can't decide if I should hold on or shape up, what is this garbage?

Plankton · 01-16-2015, 08:15 AM

TFW you send Batlord a package:

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

ladyislingering · 01-16-2015, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

TFW you send Batlord a package:

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

I had this idea the other day for an automated telephone system that anonymously calls people you hate and a recording tells them "Someone would like to tell you that you re an asshole!"

Pet_Sounds · 01-16-2015, 09:31 AM

TFW the school board calls a snow day based on the weather forecast…

and it turns out to be a fabulous day without a hint of precipitation.

01-13-2015, 06:00 PM	#1613 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	Speaking of drugs...TFW lots of caffeine and just a little pot. Most perfect combination of substances ever. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

01-13-2015, 07:55 PM	#1614 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	^My go-to rager night combo is jagger-bombs and weed. I just made cold-brew coffee using rum instead of water... When the time comes that stuff is gonna be wild. Also jfc Roxy... what a ****ty day __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-15-2015, 12:21 PM	#1615 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Tfw really dank bands are playing in your town two days before you come back from school. Son of a bitch. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-15-2015, 10:09 PM	#1616 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	tfw you could almost swear that people look at you and they know you're messed up. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-16-2015, 01:01 AM	#1617 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	tfw you're getting older and older and start feeling more and more like either a jaded jackass or a hasbeen loser still tryna be cool. Fvck, Twenty-Three? Kids I went to high school with are graduating college and getting jobs that don't involve waiting on *****s that care too much about what temperature their **ing machiatto is. Can't decide if I should hold on or shape up, what is this garbage? __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-16-2015, 08:15 AM	#1618 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	TFW you send Batlord a package: Ship Your Enemies Glitter __________________ See location...

01-16-2015, 09:31 AM	#1620 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	TFW the school board calls a snow day based on the weather forecast… and it turns out to be a fabulous day without a hint of precipitation. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease