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See my issue is yer mad bc you kicked him out all yall tried to let him bottom out but see his bottom isnt a normal bottom his bottom is a pine box.So Im just frustrated its like Im sorry you gave up on yer man,but we've been tight for 15 years and uh Im not gonna let him die.I dont have it in me,so feel guilty all want just dont bite my head off.

Speaking of drugs...TFW lots of caffeine and just a little pot. Most perfect combination of substances ever.

^My go-to rager night combo is jagger-bombs and weed. I just made cold-brew coffee using rum instead of water... When the time comes that stuff is gonna be wild.

Also jfc Roxy... what a ****ty day

Tfw really dank bands are playing in your town two days before you come back from school. Son of a bitch.

tfw you could almost swear that people look at you and they know you're messed up.

tfw you're getting older and older and start feeling more and more like either a jaded jackass or a hasbeen loser still tryna be cool. Fvck, Twenty-Three? Kids I went to high school with are graduating college and getting jobs that don't involve waiting on *******s that care too much about what temperature their ****ing machiatto is. Can't decide if I should hold on or shape up, what is this garbage?

TFW you send Batlord a package:

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

I had this idea the other day for an automated telephone system that anonymously calls people you hate and a recording tells them "Someone would like to tell you that you re an asshole!"

TFW the school board calls a snow day based on the weather forecast…

and it turns out to be a fabulous day without a hint of precipitation.