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01-12-2015, 12:13 AM | #1591 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I'm older than you. With a liver who has seen some dark days but is still standing proud. Suck it, alchie.
Also, TFW you Google "amputee porn" and are just like... no.
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01-12-2015, 12:16 AM | #1592 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
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*Googles deaf gang bang*
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01-12-2015, 07:56 AM | #1593 (permalink) |
I sleep in your hat
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus.
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TFW you finally get an interview after 3 months of applications that weren't even acknowledged. TFW they ask you back for a second interview. TFW they get you to start straight away and you're suddenly employed
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01-12-2015, 09:49 AM | #1595 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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I'm just thinking that I was only sick because food hasn't really been on my mind lately. Stress and whatnot. Pretty sure I'm still good to go (but I should probably stop drinking anyway).
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01-12-2015, 02:06 PM | #1596 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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TFW you get excited because your coworkers are talking about El-P and you go over to join the conversation and it turns out that they were just talking about loan purchases (LP's).
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01-12-2015, 02:09 PM | #1597 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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TFW you take a day out of work because the store tells you the new washer will be delivered between 11:00 and 4:00. Then they show up at 9:00 so you end up having the rest of the day to hang on MB and piss away some hours.
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01-12-2015, 02:16 PM | #1598 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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01-12-2015, 03:05 PM | #1599 (permalink) |
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Basically, yup. Wasted day. But fun.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
01-12-2015, 08:56 PM | #1600 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
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TFW you flick yourself in the nuts just cause you're bored and now you regret it.
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