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01-04-2015, 07:14 PM | #1531 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Tfw your neighbour introduces you to his sexy daughter with some heavy 'it's cool if you hook up' vibes.
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01-05-2015, 10:34 AM | #1533 (permalink) |
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TFW you haven't slept very well at all in 3 days and it looks like you have a couple of saddlebags under your eyes.
AKA Nyquil withdrawal.
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01-06-2015, 09:38 PM | #1534 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Tfw cut jalapeneos
don't wash hands go to bathroom ... I have made this mistake so many goddamn times and STILL I have yet to learn. It's all toasty down there
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01-06-2015, 09:41 PM | #1535 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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So did you scorch the dog or did you wipe? I've had wiping happen to me before with habeneros. Pain for months. Like I got butt****ed by Satan.
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01-06-2015, 09:43 PM | #1536 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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Oh lord. I cannot imagine the awfulness of a fiery butthole. No, just the elephant in the room fortunately.
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01-06-2015, 10:04 PM | #1538 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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So you work in Godzilla?
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01-06-2015, 10:55 PM | #1540 (permalink) |
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Hope you never pet your pups nose!!!
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