you have no idea how magical it is when a guy thinks you're an innocent young lady, then you tie him to his own bed ...

....and slap his face.

...and make him fucking beg for the tiniest sensation of your fingernails on his thighs.

....and he still delights in how his mother thinks you're just such a lady.

(it's been years since such a situation was my life .... :laughing: )

So what's your address again?

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I like you, kid.

... Or you can just slap his ass at work. He'll be plenty happy with that.

well, once he knows you're not so nice, then perhaps.

years ago I used to pull overnight shifts and take an extended "lunch" at 2am, get fucked silly, stroll in back to work with my hair and makeup a mess.

nobody had a clue (and I had a considerable overnight staff).

good times... good times.

I like the fact that you have a gif of a female doing whatever point you need to get across. :p

That feeling when your new song goes hard as shit. @frownland knows what that feeling's all about I imagine.



It'd be cool if you could tag members in forum posts.

Her ass though....

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yus.


But she's lost a ton of weight recently. She's been doing this raw vegan thing for I think she said a couple weeks. I'm like but, but, butt... butt.... :(

SelfishWDisSelfish

So she's a pretentious flake. You never mentioned that.

I don't understand what grounds you have to make that accusation. She does have a little grit to her teeth though, little snarky. Meh, I'm kinda into it. What? Get you milk? What kind of of milk? Oh right we only serve the one heh forgot hehehe lemme go get that for you. I'll save y'all the trouble:

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