Happy 150th anniversary, "That Feeling When"!

Irony.

Damn, I was so close!

tfw Syd Barrett

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...2/swooning.gif

tfw
stoned off your ass
jammin to Al Green
wonderin why you act all hostile so damn much, like what's up with me for gettin like that. nobody wants that nastiness. mmmmmmmnope

if you continue such hostility, that cute girl you've been chasing isn't gonna take you to fucktown, so you better be a gentlenonbinaryindividual and figure out what she likes about a person of her preferred romantic interest.

Or maybe she likes it rough. Give her a good slap on the ass at work. See how that goes.

you can't exactly let on like that.

there's more of a thrill in teasing them and leading them on, to the point where they'll build one particular vision of you, and then right when you're ready to show them what you're really like, you scare them half to death and they feel like they have the world's best kept secret hanging on their arm.

TFW you're listening to Louis Armstrong, and all you can think of is how he could play on that feckin' tiny mouthpiece on that beat up ol' trumpet and still sound just as amazing as Morgan Freeman.

Hehe. Morgan Freemon. Jamaican edition.

Alright, that right there is what makes men want to beat their heads against the wall. What the **** does any of that even mean?!