That feeling when...

ladyislingering · 12-31-2014, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by yr dmns

Tfw you let out a huge fart silently crop dusting annoying ppl and they kno it's u but the damage is done

Silent but deadly

GuD · 01-01-2015, 04:47 PM

too much vodka
too much weed
still cant move

ladyislingering · 01-01-2015, 09:39 PM

Just doing the laundry and about to go out and grab the clothes from the dryer (our apartment complex has a different room for laundry facilities) so I put my coat on and grabbed the basket, then I heard the most ridiculously enormous burp come from the stairwell outside.

I was so caught off guard that there are still tears on my face from how hard I was laughing.

Just when I thought I was done laughing at this guy, I went to go slip my shoes on. As soon as I touched the doorknob, he burped again.

tfw there's a burping man chilling in my stairwell and I won't be able to walk past him without laughing, but I also have to get the laundry

Pet_Sounds · 01-01-2015, 09:41 PM

Just look at your phone as you go by and pretend to be laughing at it. Problem solved.

The Batlord · 01-01-2015, 09:55 PM

He's burping in a stairwell. What's he gonna do? Judge you?

ladyislingering · 01-01-2015, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Just look at your phone as you go by and pretend to be laughing at it. Problem solved.

I thought of that, but what the hell kind of person leaves their apartment looking at their phone when they're clearly on the way to get the laundry? It seemed too weird to me so I put my ear to the door and listened until he was gone.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

He's burping in a stairwell. What's he gonna do? Judge you?

I don't know! I'm just so awkward I'm sorry

The Batlord · 01-01-2015, 09:59 PM

You should walk past him and make armpit noises.

ladyislingering · 01-01-2015, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You should walk past him and make armpit noises.

Or send Ki down there and tell him to fart with each step he takes.

**Frownland** · 01-02-2015, 01:34 AM

TFW you're watching adult swim and the next show comes on. You think 'holy ****! They started showing Monty Python's Flying Circus! MB can **** off, let's watch.'

But it's a ****ing Family Guy homage to the Flying Circus and it kind of makes you hate the show more.

GuD · 01-02-2015, 07:26 PM

Seth McFartlane isn't anywhere near cool enough to be doing Monty Python homages. He's doing some standup routine in my city and it makes me sad to know people who live here are going to pay to watch... him...

01-01-2015, 04:47 PM	#1492 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	too much vodka too much weed still cant move __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

01-01-2015, 09:39 PM	#1493 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Just doing the laundry and about to go out and grab the clothes from the dryer (our apartment complex has a different room for laundry facilities) so I put my coat on and grabbed the basket, then I heard the most ridiculously enormous burp come from the stairwell outside. I was so caught off guard that there are still tears on my face from how hard I was laughing. Just when I thought I was done laughing at this guy, I went to go slip my shoes on. As soon as I touched the doorknob, he burped again. tfw there's a burping man chilling in my stairwell and I won't be able to walk past him without laughing, but I also have to get the laundry __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

01-01-2015, 09:41 PM	#1494 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Just look at your phone as you go by and pretend to be laughing at it. Problem solved. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

01-02-2015, 01:34 AM	#1499 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	TFW you're watching adult swim and the next show comes on. You think 'holy **! They started showing Monty Python's Flying Circus! MB can off, let's watch.' But it's a *ing Family Guy homage to the Flying Circus and it kind of makes you hate the show more. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

01-02-2015, 07:26 PM	#1500 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Seth McFartlane isn't anywhere near cool enough to be doing Monty Python homages. He's doing some standup routine in my city and it makes me sad to know people who live here are going to pay to watch... him... __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc