Vodka mixes with just about anything. You don't have any non-alcoholic beverages in your house to mix it with? Other than water..

I tried it with orange gatorade and still it was just ... ugh.

I don't know, maybe I'm just used to the taste and feel of schnapps so vodka is just weird to me.

Vodka just needs lots of ice.

TFW you've been lovingly waiting on your honey bunny hand and foot for the last 31 days, and you have at least another month left to go, and you get the sense she's starting to enjoy "using you".

In her defense, she's going INSANE not being able to walk the dogs or work out.

Gatorade kinda tastes like wiper fluid, so no wonder….

I've made iced coffee with vodka. and rum. and whiskey. you basically take your coarsely ground coffee beans, add vodka, let it sit over night, and strain the vodka through the beans. It's magical. Alternatively any kind of juice works well... sports drinks not so much.

Just keep sipping until it tastes good.

tfw you've been practicing your tag because you want the world to know your name and there's no ventillation in your room so you kinda get a little high from the paint

Tfw nobody's buying that little story about why you're high on spray paint, WD.

Also, vodka and root beer is one of my favourites. It was an unlikely combo that I did on a whim because it was all we had and it was some Popov knockoff (yup, that bad) ****.

they're krink markers :p

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