Those movies kinda weirded me out as a child, I'm sure if I cared enough the revisit any of them they still would. Like, heat miser? What the hell is a character in a Christmas film doing spitting fire and ****?

An excellent use of music and one of the only things Christmas-y I still appreciate from my childhood. 30 minutes of soothe:

tfw you type out a word but it comes out underlined as misspelled so you google the word to check the spelling and find out it's not actually a word even though it totally should be.

**** you, entire language of English.

How graptacious.

Right? That's so endiforioutous.

When you're dancing alone in your room to Acid House music.

Sending love to you bb. :love:

Tell me about it. My vagina gives out some sweet smells so I could make big bucks.

Oh Batty.

TFW you're browsing baseball headlines after watching a World War II documentary and this jumps out at you:

Mariners Closing In On Trade For Hitler – MLB Trade Rumors

sansa can have my account if she wants. then she can finally be a real man.

TFW it's before 6:00 in the morning. It's pouring like it only does in California and parts of Asia during typhoon season, it's pretty cold out, and the drain out on your patio is clogged with leaves and dog hair and sh*t and there's about 4 inches of water built up.

Take off socks, roll up pant legs, and spend the next 5 minutes getting drenched cause as soon as I clear the drain it clogs up again within 15 seconds.