And then comes The Reckoning?

No, The Quickening.

Don't feel too bad, at least you're not a few hundred thousand dollars in debt. :D

EDIT: Actually, knowing Taiwan, that dude's in great shape. Never mind.

Nah, I prefer Judgement Day.

If this is about Terminator... well I understand cause it's awesome, but **** you anyway cause Arnold never murders an entire station full of cops.

Yes, that's true; the absurd cost is why I decided against going to a university. Even idiotic 20-year-old me knew that I couldn't have been trusted to wisely choose a career path, anyway. I probably would have become a puppeteer or something.

I just want to have a tiny farm by the sea :c

Basically this but without the creepy puppets. I'd have thrown, and would still probably throw, thousands of dollars into the toilet by going to a university, flunking out, and then pretending that it was because of partying that I never actually did.

And I just want to spend my days drinking, getting high, and fishing on a tropical island with no ******* tourists.

Alone or with some fine woman?

Yeah, and besides, if one is going to flush thousands and thousands dollars down the drain at such a young age (an age at which the brain is not even fully developed yet), might as well travel or something instead. Then college after, maybe.

I hear lots of people are moving to Thailand nowadays for that same purpose but I'm sure it's swarming with tourists 24/7. Maybe the Philippines? Personally, I want to go to Costa Rica; there are tourists but there is ALSO a sloth sanctuary.

I'd prefer a smaller, out of the way island with not much going on cause it's a ****ing island, so how much progress is actually possible? Some place with "island time". Some place where I can start an expat beach bar and get away with being a lazy **** who hates the Protestant work ethic.

Tfw you order an adobada burrito from a taco truck randomly stopped down the street and you know that **** is excellent because the servers only speak Spanish. There's a reason why Mexico is as fat as the US.

TFW you swallow a large amount of liquid too fast and your throat feels like it's about to rupture and the next ten seconds of your life are agony.

Did you order in Spanish? I hope you speak some Spanish. Tell me you do.

No thanks on the tropics, that **** is too hot. I'd like to live in an expansive foresty mountain in an isolated area where I can be as loud as I goddamn want and sustain myself and friends I bring over. Probably somewhere in Northern California that's an hour or two from San Fran so that I can go to shows and ****.

I hate the heat too, but I also hate bears.

Hablo Espanol rudementario, pero soy un amateur. Ordenando comida es facil.

Es un gato en mi pantalones!

If you've got a house and keep your trash in a separate shed you're good on bears. Grindy's Russian, I'm sure he can back me up on bears being no big deal.

I love me some wilderness, but in the sense of just long-term living somewhere casually and not being John Muir, I kind of like the idea of fun beaches more than calming forests. And I'm also hoping that I can get used to tropical heat. If not then send me to anywhere else.

I thought Grindy was from Ukraine?

I literally spent most of my childhood in Yosemite so I suppose the Muir approach suits me.

My assumptions were more than correct btw.

I'm sure it would for me too, cause I love the woods for visits, but I have no outdoors training besides kinda knowing how to fish. I also have a tent that I have a tent never used.

Tfw you want to die because you don't have this guy's perfect idyllic vagabond life with a wolfdog:

https://s18.postimg.org/54ip73x0p/sjknmgfdgnf.png

** está un gato (or better still hay un gato)
** mis pantalones

**** you, nerd!

Unlike you bastards I always knew what I wanted to throw my money away for in school, I just never had the money to throw so I dropped out.

Tfw when 3 cups of coffee, benadryl and a beer are all fighting in your body for dominance and you can't feel the passage of time anymore.

Yeah, but who gives a ****.
Even I don't.
Good riddance, homeland. Germany rules.

I just want you to know that I am currently rediscovering this song while reading one or another of your goofy posts and will now associate you forever with this song.

What was that?

Ontario has free tuition for families under a certain income threshold, so I'm all set.

That's fine. I've never heard it and most likely never will, so whatevs.
Never thought of my posts as goofy though, more as classy and sophisticated.

TFW you wake up when you're supposed to be going to bed and you just can't even anymore.

Music production and business management.

TFW a Muslim co-worker has loosened her headscarf because of the heat and you feel awkward and try to look away just as if someone with a gratuitous cleavage is bending over next to you.

Tfw when you get stabbed in the chest when youre dreaming and suddenly transition to a lucid state but ride it out as you slowly die.

I only ever had one lucid dream and I spent the first half trying to fly, which was really ****ing hard for some reason, and the second half trying to **** some guys daughter.

Every single time I've lucid dreamt I was too apathetic to elaborate on that fact. My thought process is always along the lines of "whoa wait, that would never ever happen. I feel high in a weird way but I know I haven't taken anything new. I'm totally dreaming. That's cool." Then I get distracted and do something else. The weight of realizing that I'm dreaming is about the same as the weight of realizing that my shoes have laces.

Did you have to take a cold shower after that?