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simplephysics · 12-08-2014, 11:15 AM

Do yourself a favor next year, Plank, and get a flu shot like a sensible human being.

Plankton · 12-08-2014, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Do yourself a favor next year, Plank, and get a flu shot like a sensible human being.

I stand by the philosophy of George. Long live George!

ladyislingering · 12-08-2014, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Hey, bitch! We smokers gotta stick together. If we don't, those smug, non-smoking SOBs will just pick us off, one by one, and then we'll all be those people who give a ****ty look to some guy, minding his own damn business, smoking a cig a hundred feet from anyone else.

****. That.

There are few things more horrible than having asthma and being downwind from someone's poor life choices. Even the stench of a smoker after they've just had a cigarette is enough to make me want to punch them in the throat so we can experience the same terrible reaction.

Weed has never triggered my asthma, but cigarettes always do. Probably because they're loaded up with formaldehyde and chemicals that are usually used to blast shit out of toilets.

simplephysics · 12-08-2014, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I stand by the philosophy of George. Long live George!

Yes, we can always trust the sound medical advice of George Carlin :P

Plankton · 12-08-2014, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Yes, we can always trust the sound medical advice of George Carlin :P

To each his own, just don't tell me how to live my life, and I won't tell you how to live your's, Ok. Good, now lets move on.

The Batlord · 12-08-2014, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

There are few things more horrible than having asthma and being downwind from someone's poor life choices. Even the stench of a smoker after they've just had a cigarette is enough to make me want to punch them in the throat so we can experience the same terrible reaction.

Weed has never triggered my asthma, but cigarettes always do. Probably because they're loaded up with formaldehyde and chemicals that are usually used to blast shit out of toilets.

Then stand upwind.

ladyislingering · 12-08-2014, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Then stand upwind.

that seems sensible but sometimes it's just not practical.

I especially hate smokers that stand right outside of a building (when clearly there's a rule that you need to stand far away from all entrances and exits) and fill the whole lobby up with smoke.

Some of the girls I work with smoke on the loading docks and the entire back room smells like garbage and homeless people by the time they're done.

Carpe Mortem · 12-08-2014, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW I've just jerked off about five seconds ago, and now I'm hungry. So, I put on my slacker pajama bottoms, and my Punisher shirt cause that's how I roll, and I go out to the kitche with the "recent exertion", is leaving me just a tad short of breath..

TFW you remember your badass Punisher shirt is still missing, going on near a year now :/ It was a dark distressed gray with a dark red logo on it. Cool as ****, many sads.

DwnWthVwls · 12-08-2014, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

TFW you remember your badass Punisher shirt is still missing, going on near a year now :/ It was a dark distressed gray with a dark red logo on it. Cool as ****, many sads.

Batlord stole it to cum on.

GuD · 12-08-2014, 11:08 PM

tfw you're surrounded by filth and have been for two weeks but you just can't bring yourself to clean all of your room. so you clean little bits here and there but it's like 1 step forward 1.5 back and you feel gross about your lack of cleanliness.

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GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	tfw you're surrounded by filth and have been for two weeks but you just can't bring yourself to clean all of your room. so you clean little bits here and there but it's like 1 step forward 1.5 back and you feel gross about your lack of cleanliness. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc