lol.. "You want to make fuck with cake?"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

there was something important that you needed to take care of before tomorrow and you can't for the life of you remember wtf is was. I'm stressin. ****'s gonna be the death of me I'm sure.

TFW you've been up and down the stairs hundreds of times the past week, waiting on your crippled significant other, (figuratively) hand and, (literally) foot, and you realize it's gonna be the status quo for quite a while.

It's all cool though. She's my honey bunny!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...f12f7406ae2a47

tfw CV looks just like your father.

But hopefully a cooler version??????????????

http://i62.tinypic.com/2ldevmh.jpg

yeah well he's probably quite a bit older than you are.

tfw you finally get to selling your vintage game consoles and end up making more money than you spent originally. hell yeah, muhfuckah.

That feeling when you're about to sneeze but are afraid to because there's a cat in your lap and you don't want him to react by digging his claws into your leg in terror.

-pick up cat for a sec
-sneeze
-put down cat

tada!

Dude nails it.

Again.