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11-28-2014, 09:36 PM | #1151 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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tfw you wanted mushrooms with your pasta dinner but you put them too far back in the fridge and now they're frozen and pretty much only suitable for some kinda mushroom soup.
tfw you don't know if you should be happy about making mushroom soup or sad about no mushrooms with pasta.
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11-28-2014, 09:48 PM | #1152 (permalink) | |
Make it so
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11-28-2014, 09:57 PM | #1155 (permalink) |
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i went to walmart on black friday for some random **** i needed for lunches for the weekend. it was crazy timing cause i remembered i needed some stuff the night before my week starts (i work fri/sat/sun), which just happened to be black friday and its such a small town that walmart was basically the only store that sold food that would still be open so i went.
its funny cause i used to work at walmart in florida and they'd force us to work on black friday and we'd have to deal with all the savages. people lost their civility real quick in a mob type situation for some reason. anyway it was sort of fun to just go in and be one of the people and push everyone out of my way cause you really can't say **** on black friday and then go up to the cash register which wasn't even as long a line as usual cause every register is open and buy some random food **** like ramen noodles and an italian sub, and have the cashier look at you like you crazy mother****er who comes out here and deals with this **** just to buy some food. i felt like sticking around to watch the savages fight over their kids presents when they cut the shrink wrap but i had to work the next day and had to prioritize. |
11-28-2014, 10:09 PM | #1157 (permalink) | |
Make it so
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11-29-2014, 04:36 AM | #1160 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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