TFW your professor sends out an email canceling class on an exam day! Wtf? I hope everything is okay.

Who cares? No test!

Well... Oxy isn't technically heroin I guess.

Yeah man. My mom sucks. There's a reason my dad was awarded custody when they divorced back when I was 2, judges almost always give it to the mom. One of my biggest regrets in life is moving in with her once it was my legal choice.

Edit: Also scored a job at a financial firm, woo! It'll be nice to be the youngest, least intelligent employee for once. TFW being the dumb one is a good thing.

Young, hot, and weird? There'll be some buttoned up yuppy looking to throw his money at your tits. Just remember to slutty it up when you get dressed in the morning.

:laughing:

Chewing gum a lot helps too.

And don't forget bananas. Eating bananas is the office slut's best friend.

Its a smallish firm, small office. There would be limited opportunity for sex-based advancement if I was into that.

in and out of court in an hour flat... that's a great feeling to me.

You said limited, not nonexistent.

tfw everyone on my team needs to stfu