Man that's hilarious.

Also I think I'd die without caffeine.

me too. i drink so much tea and coffee to keep myself going throughout the day. its the one drug i don't even feel bad about relying on since it seems like it makes me smarter and more capable instead of the opposite, and doesn't **** up my organs too bad in the process.

it's actually very good for you:

yea i've heard that before. i tend to take **** like that with a grain of salt cause i know they are always finding results and then finding new results that debunk the old ones but just the likelihood that it probably is true does make me like caffeine even more.

And with enough coffee you can read all of those research papers in five minutes.

Coffee wins.

TFW when you realize you are not winning any awards for parent of the year. :(

I've never borrowed from my family but I've lent and learned the hard way that it's not a good idea. Not with my folks, at least. Policy made, no lending. No borrowing. No drama.

I was under a policy with her because my age and lack of credit made it very expensive to have my own. But, she canceled the policy, didn't tell me, and has been collecting my cash for her own purposes while I roamed the roads oblivious to being illegal. At the risk of sounding bitter, not the first time the woman has ****ed me over. Car insurance was the last tie I had to her, probably won't be talking much when I get this new apartment.

tfw your faith in humanity is tested by society's shortcomings and you're tryna be a happy, positive person but goddamn if that world ain't a heavy one to rest on the shoulders and goddamn if that conscience ain't a loud one. Jimminy, take a sickleave ffs.

Holy ****. To **** over your kid like that, I keep thinking she must have used the money to buy heroin or something. How do you do something that scummy?