Chula Vista

And they work amazingly well. Side effects kinda suck a little (stuffy head, achy back, and heartburn).

EDIT: Actually, here's a PSA for all you younger guys that are eventually going to have to resort to these magic little tabs.

DO NOT!!!!!! eat anything spicy or that's prone to give you mild heartburn - you will suffer. I make sure to eat bland food for at least a day after taking one.

And it's best to take them in the morning so you can take advantage all day. Take one at night and you'll be sleeping on your back with a tent pole in your groin.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

RoxyRollah

#fountianofyouthcock.

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ladyislingering

Nah, I was just limping for several hours with a miserable, piercing pain in my thigh.

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The Batlord

TFW a random idea for some kind of bizarro porn pops into your head and you have to Google it. You don't even necessarily want to watch it, you just want to know if it exists.

And no, I could not find any elephant bestiality.

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ladyislingering

tfw your day is pissing you off and it's only 6 in the damn morning.

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Chula Vista

Special delivery for you.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

John Wilkes Booth

here's to having confidence that humanity is ****ed up enough in our priorities that by the time i'm in your position they'll have mastered always having a good sex drive without any side effects but people will still be dying from aids

Chula Vista

wtf?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Well I mean it's not false. Regardless of your sex drive people will die from aids.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

RoxyRollah

TFW you get a rude text message and beat the sender at their own game.
STRUT!

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