so you're sending all of them to me, right?

do you want one?

i mean not to be unreasonable or nothin but uh yeah


naw, just one would be most of the lovelies.

you're first on the list. :clap: hell yeah.

TFW you're not paying attention and you smash your toe/foot into the tub while swinging your leg over the edge. And it was pretty chilly this morning so my foot was cold and it took a couple of ticks for the pain to reach my brain.

TFW someone sends you a video of your friend shoving a flute up his ass.

TFW you're already working a decent job (or two...) But have multiple interviews lined up because you want a 9 to 5 with weekends off that pays amazing despite no schooling.

Damn I'm good. Ambition's a disease, baby, and I hope I never find a cure.

TFW the aroma of tacos is slowly wafting into your bedroom and your mouth starts watering.