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11-15-2014, 04:46 PM | #1031 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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I didn't care about cigarettes until after I was old enough to buy them. I was always the guy in the group that looked 'most 18' though, but it wasn't even rewarding, I was just helping out my friends.
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11-15-2014, 05:06 PM | #1032 (permalink) | ||
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11-16-2014, 04:19 AM | #1035 (permalink) | |
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There's a joke in there somewhere about the rhyming relationship between "Dairy" and "tooth fairy", but I'm not sure how best to exploit it.
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11-16-2014, 01:49 PM | #1036 (permalink) | |
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11-16-2014, 01:55 PM | #1037 (permalink) |
Maelian
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you guys don't even know the half of my struggle, man.
the tooth busted and continued to slowly rot for like 3 years until the rest of it fell out and I had the hole patched up. I was having my wisdom teeth removed and they asked if I wanted an implant for the missing tooth. Shit's way in the back of my mouth. Why the fuck would I spend 3000$ on an implant nobody will ever see? Stupid shit.
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11-16-2014, 02:21 PM | #1038 (permalink) | |
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This is exactly the kind of half-assed joke I was trying not to make.
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11-16-2014, 02:27 PM | #1040 (permalink) | |
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They still conform to some kind of minimum standard known only by me. You have failed to achieve my level of mediocrity.
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