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Old 11-15-2014, 04:46 PM   #1031 (permalink)
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Ah, shoulder-tapping. A staple of military school life. But not so much for booze as for cigarettes.
I didn't care about cigarettes until after I was old enough to buy them. I was always the guy in the group that looked 'most 18' though, but it wasn't even rewarding, I was just helping out my friends.
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Old 11-15-2014, 05:06 PM   #1032 (permalink)
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Trying to stay inconspicuous and not look like Jay and Silent Bob was the real challenge.
Try doing it dressed like this, waiting outside a gas station.


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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-15-2014, 09:36 PM   #1033 (permalink)
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tfw frozen snickers bar...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 11-15-2014, 10:52 PM   #1034 (permalink)
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tfw frozen snickers bar...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have a missing tooth because of frozen Snickers.

Fuck you, Dairy Queen.
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Old 11-16-2014, 04:19 AM   #1035 (permalink)
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I have a missing tooth because of frozen Snickers.

Fuck you, Dairy Queen.
There's a joke in there somewhere about the rhyming relationship between "Dairy" and "tooth fairy", but I'm not sure how best to exploit it.
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Old 11-16-2014, 01:49 PM   #1036 (permalink)
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There's a joke in there somewhere about the rhyming relationship between "Dairy" and "tooth fairy", but I'm not sure how best to exploit it.
Here, let me help you.

There's once was a girl who arrived at a Queen of Dairy, she broke her tooth, and out came the tooth fairy.
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Old 11-16-2014, 01:55 PM   #1037 (permalink)
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you guys don't even know the half of my struggle, man.

the tooth busted and continued to slowly rot for like 3 years until the rest of it fell out and I had the hole patched up.

I was having my wisdom teeth removed and they asked if I wanted an implant for the missing tooth. Shit's way in the back of my mouth. Why the fuck would I spend 3000$ on an implant nobody will ever see? Stupid shit.
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Old 11-16-2014, 02:21 PM   #1038 (permalink)
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Here, let me help you.

There's once was a girl who arrived at a Queen of Dairy, she broke her tooth, and out came the tooth fairy.
This is exactly the kind of half-assed joke I was trying not to make.
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Old 11-16-2014, 02:22 PM   #1039 (permalink)
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This is exactly the kind of half-assed joke I was trying not to make.
But you're Batlord. Half-assed jokes are your calling card.
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Old 11-16-2014, 02:27 PM   #1040 (permalink)
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But you're Batlord. Half-assed jokes are your calling card.
They still conform to some kind of minimum standard known only by me. You have failed to achieve my level of mediocrity.
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