I didn't care about cigarettes until after I was old enough to buy them. I was always the guy in the group that looked 'most 18' though, but it wasn't even rewarding, I was just helping out my friends.

Try doing it dressed like this, waiting outside a gas station.


http://www.ryancatherwood.com/wp-con.../05/cadets.jpg

tfw frozen snickers bar...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have a missing tooth because of frozen Snickers.

Fuck you, Dairy Queen.

There's a joke in there somewhere about the rhyming relationship between "Dairy" and "tooth fairy", but I'm not sure how best to exploit it.

Here, let me help you.

There's once was a girl who arrived at a Queen of Dairy, she broke her tooth, and out came the tooth fairy.

you guys don't even know the half of my struggle, man.

the tooth busted and continued to slowly rot for like 3 years until the rest of it fell out and I had the hole patched up.

I was having my wisdom teeth removed and they asked if I wanted an implant for the missing tooth. Shit's way in the back of my mouth. Why the fuck would I spend 3000$ on an implant nobody will ever see? Stupid shit.

This is exactly the kind of half-assed joke I was trying not to make.

But you're Batlord. Half-assed jokes are your calling card.

They still conform to some kind of minimum standard known only by me. You have failed to achieve my level of mediocrity.