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Old 01-08-2014, 12:07 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Lmao. So try and obtain it secretly? How does one do that?

But what if future offspring suddenly get the overwhelming desire to wear a fedora because this might be genetic? It's a very possible scenario, lol.
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Old 01-08-2014, 08:24 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I found a picture of my boyfriend wearing a fedora, from many years ago. Before I knew him. Should I run away now? lol
You have to put him down, old yeller style.
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Old 01-08-2014, 08:53 PM   #73 (permalink)
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You have to put him down, old yeller style.
Gun laws are pretty strict in Canada, I'd say you make him commit seppuku with a sharpened hockey stick... or just tie an ice skate blade to a stick, whichever's easier.
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Old 01-09-2014, 12:31 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Lmao. So try and obtain it secretly? How does one do that?

But what if future offspring suddenly get the overwhelming desire to wear a fedora because this might be genetic? It's a very possible scenario, lol.
Don't tell me you've never taken your lover's used condom out of the trash, put it in a Ziploc bag, and then stuck it in a freezer.
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Don't tell me you've never taken your lover's used condom out of the trash, put it in a Ziploc bag, and then stuck it in a freezer.
I thought everyone did that. My freezer is full of mine.
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I thought everyone did that. My freezer is full of mine.
I used to, but my mother started to complain.
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I used to, but my mother started to complain.
Your mother is the reason I have the used condoms in the first place.
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You bastard! That's why all my little brothers are dating girls who secretly wish they were Marc Bolan.
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You bastard! That's why all my little brothers are dating girls who secretly wish they were Marc Bolan.
Or maybe all your little brothers are Marc Bolan and you just haven't paid enough attention.
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Or maybe all your little brothers are Marc Bolan and you just haven't paid enough attention.
edit: I was on the right track to a snappy, wildly inappropriate response to this but then I looked at Marc and crumbled into dribbling madness.

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