Anti-Fedora Thread

Burning Down · 01-06-2014, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

Oh my god this is great. First panel nails it.

I know right? It's perfect

Taxman · 01-06-2014, 11:14 AM

Pseudo intellectuality is one of the biggest crimes in the existence and so are those awful hats. Only if I were God I would redesign the Hell. Then everyone in Hell should use those awful fedoras and then nobody was able to do anything or see beauty in each others cos those fedoras were always present. It would be more awful prison than all the other Hells He has designed.

LoathsomePete · 01-06-2014, 11:35 AM

I know I should probably get over it, because it's not like fedoras have been as popular as they were back when they were cool, but I still find myself angry at the goddamn beta neckbeards that ruined it for everyone who could pull it off.

The Batlord · 01-06-2014, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I know I should probably get over it, because it's not like fedoras have been as popular as they were back when they were cool, but I still find myself angry at the goddamn beta neckbeards that ruined it for everyone who could pull it off.

Silence, hipster! They were never acceptable. Neckbeards just made it obvious.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-06-2014, 11:50 AM

I'm guessing I missed a meme somewhere.
Personally I think hipsters in flat caps are far more punchable.

TheBig3 · 01-06-2014, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Circe

I was originally planning on avoiding posting anything in The Lounge for a while but I agree with this thread too much to ignore it.

ARE YOU EUPHORIC YET MUSIC BANTER?

This kinda looks like BooBoo.

**Janszoon** · 01-06-2014, 12:06 PM

I like fedoras. They don't look good on me personally, but I can't imagine Indiana Jones or Philip Marlowe without one. I had no idea they had so many anti-fans.

Burning Down · 01-06-2014, 12:10 PM

Hey Seq, I know Zoey is knitting you a hat, but perhaps she should knit you a fedora instead, lol.

LoathsomePete · 01-06-2014, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I like fedoras. They don't look good on me personally, but I can't imagine Indiana Jones or Philip Marlowe without one. I had no idea they had so many anti-fans.

Mostly because insecure man-children saw those images and thought that it was solely the hat that made them such icons of masculinity, and that if they got a fedora of there very own it would override their insecurity, lack of grace and charm and transform them into Indiana Jones or Philip Marlowe.

Paul Smeenus · 01-06-2014, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I like fedoras. They don't look good on me personally, but I can't imagine Indiana Jones or Philip Marlowe without one. I had no idea they had so many anti-fans.

I think that MAYBE one in a hundred thousand can rock the fedora. Those few and far between that can do so because they ARE dapper and bon-vivant. The VAST majority are wannabes.

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Hey Seq, I know Zoey is knitting you a hat, but perhaps she should knit you a fedora instead, lol.