Well I live in a 3 bedroom condo up on the second floor... There is an empty one next to me on both sides, because the elderly lady on the right is seasonal, and the people on the left are moving... I think the one down the end is an orphanage because there are always strange chilren running in and out and a social worker comes from time to time... Then there are the Russians below me, and some strange **** goes on down there man....there is terrible Russian techno that plays all the time..so it's like living above a disco... I wish I could say it was good because I might not be so sore about it 1 am.. And I don't really want to confront a drunken Russian in his bikini breifs at 1 am so I have big head phones....REALLY BIG HEADPHONES.... But I guess you could say we all get along fairly well... Except for the day I was washing my porch and Boris got an accidental shower... I didn't apologize promptly either because I couldn't breath I was laughing to hard...

There's the river at my passenger side, then when I look out the other window of the van I see a highway. Really no neighbors except for this old scruffy dude named Pete that fishes off the shore.

wait whuuttt you live in a van? Not there there is anything wrong with that...I am just wondering...

I suppose he's living in a van that's filled with water

it's a water bed on wheels...YES!

Good grief people.

I don't talk to my neighbors much in my building. I exchange pleasantries but that is about it. I have never seen the person that lives on the second floor under me. For a long time the cat lady on the first floor used to annoy me. I would go out to take out the trash at like 4am and leave the door slightly ajar. She would come out of her apartment and lock the door. I am so glad that I always brought my keys with me just to take out the trash or I would be locked out. She was pretty damn spiteful to do that every trash day. She has like five cats and feeds the stray ones on the block. She is super loud every morning talking to the cats and yelling at them to get out of the road. She also gets into fights with this other loud lady that lives a few blocks down. The other lady usually sits out front of her place in a chair talking to people as they pass. There is also a group of older guys on my block that are always just chilling outside talking smack to each other. In the summer, they break out a table to play dominos on. There is heavy traffic on my block but I won't elaborate why.

Crazy Cat Lady?

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Pretty much but she is younger like in her 50s and she is so punk rock. She has numerous piercings. I like her now. Lawl. I can hear her loud mouth right now as I am typing this.

In Russia, porch washes you! :laughing: