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Old 11-30-2013, 02:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Dang. Will be taking suggestions for my name change thx
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Old 11-30-2013, 03:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Turns out I've been repressing my true sexual identity all along.
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Old 11-30-2013, 04:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This is funnier than newspaper horoscopes.

Obviously, whoever wrote this just broke up with someone whose name started with "N".
And I'll bet the author's name starts with a "K."
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no
holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally
passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are
willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy
is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
Kinda hard to be mothering when you have a penis.

This **** makes no sense, who the hell came up with this? How could a person's initial be any kind of indicator of their sexuality?


Mine actually is kinda true though, coincidentally.
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Old 11-30-2013, 08:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I could pretend I didn't have to google him... But that likely means I'm not worthy of joining the stark clan then haha
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Old 12-01-2013, 12:07 AM   #16 (permalink)
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You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no
holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally
passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are
willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy
is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
LMAO, no. I'm not his mom.
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Old 12-01-2013, 12:38 AM   #17 (permalink)
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It was meant to be a joke you guys.
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Old 12-01-2013, 12:45 AM   #18 (permalink)
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It was meant to be a joke you guys.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full
steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You
are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you
on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your
involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a
pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and
unusual, having a free and open.

Possessive & Jealous???? Invalid info/not 100% accurate. Sorry.
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Old 12-01-2013, 11:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I feel sorry for anyone who takes this crap seriously.
Every one who's first name starts with "N."
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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