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Old 01-15-2018, 07:28 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Got a juicy one. I haven't.
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Old 01-15-2018, 07:50 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I never definitively got busted because I always got my junk back in my pants and my hand out, but I've been in some close calls. My aunt/foster mother was coming down the stairs while I was watching something on the TV and was also about five or so seconds away from finishing up, so I had to finish and change the channel and also hit another channel in case she hit the "recall" button, but I pulled it off (no pun intended) and while I'm positive she suspected or knows, she didn't catch me.
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:22 PM   #63 (permalink)
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What kind of wanker necro-bumps a thread like this?
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:52 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 01-15-2018, 09:31 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Shoulda watched that zipper! OUCH!
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Old 01-15-2018, 09:47 PM   #66 (permalink)
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My [now-ex] wife caught me wanking once. She was sleeping, and I brought the laptop into the kitchen. I heard the bedroom door open and her walking down the hallway. I tried to cover up as well as I could. I told her I had found an old cache of videos and some of them happened to be porn LOL. But there I was, in the kitchen, in the dark, with a boner. I don't think she bought it LOL.
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Any guys remember getting boners in school and not being able to stand up, or walking around hunched over to hide it?
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Old 01-16-2018, 12:04 AM   #68 (permalink)
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ive never been caught I'm that damm slick
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:38 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Any guys remember getting boners in school and not being able to stand up, or walking around hunched over to hide it?
No, I was smart enough to flick it up into my waistband.
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Old 01-16-2018, 03:45 AM   #70 (permalink)
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I never definitively got busted because I always got my junk back in my pants and my hand out, but I've been in some close calls. My aunt/foster mother was coming down the stairs while I was watching something on the TV and was also about five or so seconds away from finishing up, so I had to finish and change the channel and also hit another channel in case she hit the "recall" button, but I pulled it off (no pun intended) and while I'm positive she suspected or knows, she didn't catch me.
True guy. Mom walking down the stairs but you still finish.
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