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Old 11-03-2013, 02:08 PM   #41 (permalink)
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You know it's given me chronic pain, chronic fatigue, IBS and an allergy. Thanks to medication I can live a normal life. Not many men know what it's like.
216 is not many men. He knows.
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Old 11-03-2013, 02:14 PM   #42 (permalink)
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You know it's given me chronic pain, chronic fatigue, IBS and an allergy. Thanks to medication I can live a normal life. Not many men know what it's like.
and you let your drunk russian bf put it in the pooper anyways?? youre a risk taker and i salute you


all seriousness i prob have a better understandin than most men since i dated a girl with it for awhile. she was sore a lot and had a few surgeries over time to increase chances of havin kids. it was kinda challengin for me to date her cause it was a cause of some dumb fights but we both were immature lookin back
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Old 11-03-2013, 04:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
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and you let your drunk russian bf put it in the pooper anyways?? youre a risk taker and i salute you


all seriousness i prob have a better understandin than most men since i dated a girl with it for awhile. she was sore a lot and had a few surgeries over time to increase chances of havin kids. it was kinda challengin for me to date her cause it was a cause of some dumb fights but we both were immature lookin back
I don't have IBS symptoms all the time, in fact this year I've only had it a couple of times. So no worries about anal.
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:59 PM   #44 (permalink)
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and you let your drunk russian bf put it in the pooper anyways?? youre a risk taker and i salute you


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Old 11-05-2013, 06:51 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2016, 09:48 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I just finished my schooling and enjoying my summer holidays as I was bored my mom suggested me to study.I went into the room and closed the door but not LOCKED as our neighbour went to village I opened the window after an hour I recognised my mother was asleep so I pulled my pants down and got naked but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MASTUBATE. I was just enjoying the pleasure that I get when I'm naked. I was naked for almost 2 hours and felt asleep.When i got up I saw that the door was opened and I was in the blanket.I was so embrassed for that and trying to cover up the situation that it was too hot but my mom gave me a irritating look that I could never forget for the rest of my life.
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Never been caught cus im ninja sneaky like that plus I had a lock on my door that's helps

Pre internet I used to sneak my dads playboy and jack off to that it was on the top of his cabinet so it was like all covered in dust so when I put it back I would re cover my prints with dust I had in my room I was sneaky like that
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Never been caught cus im ninja sneaky like that plus I had a lock on my door that's helps

Pre internet I used to sneak my dads playboy and jack off to that it was on the top of his cabinet so it was like all covered in dust so when I put it back I would re cover my prints with dust I had in my room I was sneaky like that
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Old 03-09-2016, 01:05 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I've never been caught masturbating but when I was in high school I got caught having sex because we foolishly thought it'd be fun to **** in the family room lol
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Old 03-09-2016, 06:30 PM   #50 (permalink)
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So it wasn't fun?
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