Post stories about getting caught masturbating!

Dr_Rez · 11-02-2013, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Oh yeah. She's a girl isn't she? If I was a girl you wouldn't be able to keep my hands outta my pants with a cattle prod. And I don't mean that in a horny guy way, but having to grip your winkie with your hand is a terrible way to get off. It's just the easiest way to do it when you've gotta rub one out. Girls have all kinds of different ways to whack off that sound fantastic. Is it really as easy as just giving your fun button a good rub? I'd be doing it in public just so I could see if I could pleasure myself in public without anyone knowing it. Yeah.

Only for some. Lots of girls dont get off using the clit at all. I am not saying that cant, they just dont. My guess though (i am no doctor anymore) is they didnt give it a fair chance and actually explore it. Women can be wierd about their body.

The Batlord · 11-02-2013, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

I'm sorry but when a conversation like this involves your sister, this response is just creepy as ****. It's like you're saying your sister saw your dick and wanted it.

We don't judge you for crossdressing. Please don't judge others for fucking their sisters.

zombie kid · 11-02-2013, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

I'm sorry but when a conversation like this involves your sister, this response is just creepy as ****. It's like you're saying your sister saw your dick and wanted it.

Um, no... she closed the door real fast mate. And that's not what I said that's just how you're interpreting it.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-02-2013, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Only for some. Lots of girls dont get off using the clit at all. I am not saying that cant, they just dont. My guess though (i am no doctor anymore) is they didnt give it a fair chance and actually explore it. Women can be wierd about their body.

I've tried clit stimulation by myself and through guys giving oral and it literally feels like **** and uncomfortable. I'm really sensitive so it just ends up hurting. Sex however, is so pleasurable and amazing! I sometimes hurt during it depending on the dick size and lube, but it's because I have endometriosis.

Dr_Rez · 11-02-2013, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I've tried clit stimulation by myself and through guys giving oral and it literally feels like **** and uncomfortable. I'm really sensitive so it just ends up hurting. Sex however, is so pleasurable and amazing! I sometimes hurt during it depending on the dick size and lube, but it's because I have endometriosis.

Yea every girl I have experienced that didnt like clit stimulation compliance of everything feeling super sensitive. Like you said, so seemingly not by coincidence those same girls are very intune with their gspot and seem to get off from fingering or straight sex much more easily. I dont know but my theory is that it has to do with clit and overall vagina size. Smaller they are the more sensitive (all those nerve endings in small space) it is. I could be totally wrong though.

I keep trying to get my girl to work with me regarding her clit but every time she says it hurts and is too sensitive.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-02-2013, 03:52 PM

Yip, because allegedly 1/10 women have endometriossis and it's incurable. I'm definitely sensitive to fingering and sex, it's amazing.

Key · 11-02-2013, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid

Um, no... she closed the door real fast mate. And that's not what I said that's just how you're interpreting it.

Oh hush, I was kidding.

Mr. Charlie · 11-03-2013, 12:01 AM

Diogenes of Sinope, a brilliant and homeless philosopher in ancient Greece would masturbate in public regularly. He figured if it ain't shameful in private, it ain't shameful in public. When chastised for it, he replied, “Would that hunger could be alleviated by rubbing one’s belly.” Haha. A brave man.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 11-03-2013, 12:04 AM

viewing endometriosis momentarily thru a male and really shallow sexual filter:

havin a gf with endometriosis = creampie central

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-03-2013, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

viewing endometriosis momentarily thru a male and really shallow sexual filter:

havin a gf with endometriosis = creampie central

You know it's given me chronic pain, chronic fatigue, IBS and an allergy. Thanks to medication I can live a normal life. Not many men know what it's like.

11-02-2013, 03:52 PM	#36 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Yip, because allegedly 1/10 women have endometriossis and it's incurable. I'm definitely sensitive to fingering and sex, it's amazing. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	Diogenes of Sinope, a brilliant and homeless philosopher in ancient Greece would masturbate in public regularly. He figured if it ain't shameful in private, it ain't shameful in public. When chastised for it, he replied, “Would that hunger could be alleviated by rubbing one’s belly.” Haha. A brave man.

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~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	viewing endometriosis momentarily thru a male and really shallow sexual filter: havin a gf with endometriosis = creampie central