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Old 11-01-2013, 01:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Cause you didn't stop?
Probably because she saw my dick in all it's glory and I didn't make an effort to hide it.
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Old 11-01-2013, 01:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Probably because she saw my dick in all it's glory and I didn't make an effort to hide it.
I've seen your sister. I wouldn't hide my dick from her either. You left yourself open.
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:27 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I've seen your sister. I wouldn't hide my dick from her either. You left yourself open.
You are so bad, tsk tsk tsk.
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Old 11-01-2013, 08:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I've seen your sister. I wouldn't hide my dick from her either. You left yourself open.


Omg Fred you are so naughty, suggesting incest! But it's true, his sister is hot as.
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Old 11-01-2013, 11:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2013, 03:44 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I, for one, do not masturbate. Seriously. Never had. Never will. I'd rather feel the real thing.
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Old 11-02-2013, 11:36 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I, for one, do not masturbate. Seriously. Never had. Never will. I'd rather feel the real thing.
Take notes kiddies. This is how you lie unconvincingly.
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Old 11-02-2013, 11:43 AM   #28 (permalink)
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"the real thing"

oh okay, because all dicks are magical and have attachments to stimulate your clit

ok yeah
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Old 11-02-2013, 12:13 PM   #29 (permalink)
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"the real thing"

oh okay, because all dicks are magical and have attachments to stimulate your clit

ok yeah
Oh yeah. She's a girl isn't she? If I was a girl you wouldn't be able to keep my hands outta my pants with a cattle prod. And I don't mean that in a horny guy way, but having to grip your winkie with your hand is a terrible way to get off. It's just the easiest way to do it when you've gotta rub one out. Girls have all kinds of different ways to whack off that sound fantastic. Is it really as easy as just giving your fun button a good rub? I'd be doing it in public just so I could see if I could pleasure myself in public without anyone knowing it. Yeah.
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Old 11-02-2013, 01:21 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Probably because she saw my dick in all it's glory and I didn't make an effort to hide it.
I'm sorry but when a conversation like this involves your sister, this response is just creepy as ****. It's like you're saying your sister saw your dick and wanted it.
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