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Old 10-31-2013, 11:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If anyone wants to catch me masturbating it can be arranged.
New Zealand is now at the top of my places to visit before I die list!

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Old 10-31-2013, 06:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2013, 06:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I got caught by my sister once a few years ago. I think she is scarred for life now.
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Old 10-31-2013, 06:50 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Never been caught really, but I have fondled myself on a train during a pill cocktail induced escapade according to a few of my friends. I honestly don't remember the incident, but I don't remember a lot of what happened during my over the top pill popping phase and you can get away with pretty much anything in the public transportation world, so I believe him.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I got caught by my sister once a few years ago. I think she is scarred for life now.
I'm sure it was the scariest thing she ever saw in her life.
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Old 11-01-2013, 12:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I'm sure it was the scariest thing she ever saw in her life.
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Old 11-01-2013, 12:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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lmao this isn't me getting caught but once I was getting freaky with one of my exes on skype and he was all into it and I noticed someone coming in the room....it was his stepmom, so I had to watch the whole awkward thing on my end. But it was ****ing hilarious and he got so pissed at me for laughing my ass off and not warning him

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lmao this isn't me getting caught but once I was getting freaky with one of my exes on skype and he was all into it and I noticed someone coming in the room....it was his stepmom, so I had to watch the whole awkward thing on my end. But it was ****ing hilarious and he got so pissed at me for laughing my ass off and not warning him

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I got caught by my sister once a few years ago. I think she is scarred for life now.
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