Nobody should need a machine to do something so easy
 

Rice cookers don't save you any time, ***. You just wasted your goddamn money. Nobody should need a machine to do something so easy.

I agree. Just double the cups of water for every cup of rice. Cook for 20 minutes.
Rice cookers are for people that don't know how to count past zero and press buttons on any sort of timing device.

Totally true. I think they still sell egg boilers too - to idiots. Still can't make a proper waffle without a waffle iron though

POPCORN POPPERS
PASTA COOKERS
EGG SEPARATORS
GRAIN MILLERS
PASTA ROLLERS

All retarded.

Popcorn from a popper..? ****ing gross. Take five minute more and pop that **** in a pan will taste 10 x better and you wont feel like a common peasant eating your dirty little air popped garbage.

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your argument is invalid.

remind me to never eat rice that you've cooked

Brah I can vibrate the clit by humming our national anthem and fingerblasting your insides at the same time. Basically better than a vibrator and a dildo at the same time.. Your point in invalid.

Garlic presses. I will never understand them. I tried one, and it just mushed my garlic horribly, then I had to spend all this time just picking out the smashed garlic. It's far easier to just chop the ****. If you gotta smash it, turn the f*cking knife sideways and press down.

Wow. SUCH AMAZING. How do this?

What the **** a garlic press? I have never seen this retard invention.

I was seriously thinking of getting a rice cooker, thank you for helping me to make up my mind in not choosing one. :) That kinda reminds me as a kid, my grandparents had a pressure cooker to save time in making rice, but the thing was it had to cool down or it would explode rice all over the walls. So you still waste all the time you saved in cooking it to let it cool down, basically no difference time-wise. (Fast forward in time to the present) my little nephew insist in calling a pressure cooker a "bomb." I try to tell him it is not a "bomb" it's just ordinary cookware.

I had one given to me for Christmas.
I threw it away approximately 45 seconds after its first use/useless.

bro I have sum bad newz....that wasn't rice

I hope hwhomever bought you that gift you then sent a flaming bag of **** to their front door. Giving a veteran a garlic press? What kind of bull**** is this.

They're also impossible to thoroughly clean and they take up more space in a drawer than a wine key. Ridiculous but points for looking like a medieval torture device.

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I never understood beer bottle openers. In 2013 90 percent of beers are twist off. if they are not you can literately use ANY SMALL HARD OBJECT to open them easily.

I use my teeth

punx

It also comes in tubes, or finely chopped in jars. I tried a Microplane, but that seem like more work and it took some skin off the tip of my finger while grating it.

The only reason a wine key takes up more space than is because you don't time for wine, you're too busy drinking vodka with cucumbers and lime Gatorade.

Agreed. I can tell such a device would have been a staple in the ballsack torturing business back in the stone walls days. Although I always thought they were inventive back then for no reason at all.
I visited this very old castle in Germany once that had a lot of the original torture items from the dungeon, and a lot of it seemed asinine.

It's like, why use this fancy crushing thing when all you need to do is go outside, get a rock and start swinging it?

I never liked the jars of minced garlic. It's never the right flavor in my opinion. Always off. Garlic is too easy to mince fresh to be using other approaches.

Ballsack torture would be terrible. I cant think I too many places I would assume worse.

This one I do understand though. Because mostly, only American beers are twist off. Not sure how far this has spread, but other countries could be in dire need of church keys (that's what we call beer bottle openers down here), or new cabinet counters.

In the states, yes, most is twist off. But there are imports. So if you value your lighter, or your ****ty kitchen counter laminate, a church key is handy.

There are obviously other ways to go about it, but since most people have a church key that also doubles as a can puncture (which is weird, because I don't know many people this side of 1980 that still puncture cans of evaporated milk and sh*t like that), it seems to be a common enough item to utilize rather than some other makeshift item that's really doing the same job for no more value in terms of wear resistance.

urethral sounding sounds worse

Anything going into my penis would definitly be up on the list.

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lik dis?

^Ow.

Next post that includes anything like the above gets banned.

Brb gonna use technology to achieve life of mac convenience. Stay in the stone age ya plebes while me snd my slap chop laugh at u

ya done ****ed up

Popcorn popped in a pan tastes awful. Air popper all the way for me.

Absolutely pissening.

depends on the type of rice cooker- steamed rice is far superior to boiled. A rice cooker that simply boils the rice is worthless, but a proper steamer with matching rice container is a necessity if you want decent rice. I agree with most everything else listed in this thread though, garlic presses especially. If you make fresh pasta a couple of times a week, a pasta roller is useful but for those of us who only make it it 3-4 times a year it's just clutter.

Why boil water, pure it in a tea cup and tea bag it 'til your wrist hurts when you got ice tea, amiright?

Really? The best labels here are usually pop off ones. I used to show off by taking them off with my teeth, but then I got told off and that my teeth would crack so I stopped.

Pressure cookers are necessary though for making stews and chilis. I wouldn't get rid of those. Making rice takes no time at all though. Like FD mentioned earlier just stick to the 2 to 1 formula or 1 to 1 if you buy parboiled rice.

Along with garlic press. I had this dicer thing that's similar to it but I used to use it for dicing tomatoes and onions but it was such a pain in the butt to clean and I ordered it from one of those infomercials. I'm like wtf. This is supposed to be an innovation not require more work. Sod off!

yeah.....no. Bottle openers are still necessary but I just have one just in case. I might need it one day for some Mc Guiver shit while you end up dying because you didn't have one and couldn't save your life because of it.

I love those jars of minced garlic. I'm willing to pay extra to have someone do it for me.

I agree. I just opt for microwave bags. I'm lazy at times.

All micro brews are bottle opened. I use a lighter, works great.

Give me any small object and I can open a beer with it. No need for poverty bottle openers.

I opened a beer with a piece of paper once and thats what i want written on my tombstone

I did that until I broke off a piece of the bottle rim and cut the inside of my mouth. Luckily I was already wasted so it didn't really hurt, but my friend's roommate was training to be a nurse and he stuck his hand in my mouth and pressed a cottonball against the cut. Was weird.

That's far too easy so I'm gonna leave that alone, but I just wanna let you know that you left yourself open.

If i folded a full size sheet into a tiny little square i bet I could do it.

yEAH its actually not that hard but its the bragging rights after especially to nubs who cant open beer without an opener aka all my friends

To them i am a god