Nobody should need a machine to do something so easy
 

Rice cookers don't save you any time, ***. You just wasted your goddamn money. Nobody should need a machine to do something so easy.

I agree. Just double the cups of water for every cup of rice. Cook for 20 minutes.
Rice cookers are for people that don't know how to count past zero and press buttons on any sort of timing device.

POPCORN POPPERS
PASTA COOKERS
EGG SEPARATORS
GRAIN MILLERS
PASTA ROLLERS

All retarded.

Popcorn from a popper..? ****ing gross. Take five minute more and pop that **** in a pan will taste 10 x better and you wont feel like a common peasant eating your dirty little air popped garbage.

Totally true. I think they still sell egg boilers too - to idiots. Still can't make a proper waffle without a waffle iron though

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your argument is invalid.

remind me to never eat rice that you've cooked

Brah I can vibrate the clit by humming our national anthem and fingerblasting your insides at the same time. Basically better than a vibrator and a dildo at the same time.. Your point in invalid.

Garlic presses. I will never understand them. I tried one, and it just mushed my garlic horribly, then I had to spend all this time just picking out the smashed garlic. It's far easier to just chop the ****. If you gotta smash it, turn the f*cking knife sideways and press down.

Wow. SUCH AMAZING. How do this?

What the **** a garlic press? I have never seen this retard invention.

I was seriously thinking of getting a rice cooker, thank you for helping me to make up my mind in not choosing one. :) That kinda reminds me as a kid, my grandparents had a pressure cooker to save time in making rice, but the thing was it had to cool down or it would explode rice all over the walls. So you still waste all the time you saved in cooking it to let it cool down, basically no difference time-wise. (Fast forward in time to the present) my little nephew insist in calling a pressure cooker a "bomb." I try to tell him it is not a "bomb" it's just ordinary cookware.