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Old 10-31-2013, 11:34 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark View Post
I use my teeth

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I did that until I broke off a piece of the bottle rim and cut the inside of my mouth. Luckily I was already wasted so it didn't really hurt, but my friend's roommate was training to be a nurse and he stuck his hand in my mouth and pressed a cottonball against the cut. Was weird.

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Give me any small object and I can open a beer with it. No need for poverty bottle openers.
That's far too easy so I'm gonna leave that alone, but I just wanna let you know that you left yourself open.
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