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Old 10-30-2013, 09:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2013, 11:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I did that until I broke off a piece of the bottle rim and cut the inside of my mouth. Luckily I was already wasted so it didn't really hurt, but my friend's roommate was training to be a nurse and he stuck his hand in my mouth and pressed a cottonball against the cut. Was weird.

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That's far too easy so I'm gonna leave that alone, but I just wanna let you know that you left yourself open.
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Old 10-31-2013, 12:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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