Insult other members (with permission from them)
 

Will anyone volunteer to let me or anyone else lay into them as best we can? I volunteer myself. You may insult my appearance, posts, intelligence...anything you want. Say anything, true, false, hurt my feelings if you can. I don't think you can.

Free something or some prize to whomever can actually get to me with meanness. GO

























edit: By posting int his thread you are automatically giving permission

Permission granted

(you just struck the motherlode)

smeem









you asked for it

I think you just want to rustle some jimmies.

:laughing:


an all time legendary post :clap:



ummm i give everyone permission under the understandin that once you insult me i can insult back

Doesn't faze me. Guess it's the source.

butthead you are the worst speller on the entire internet. My anus drunk off absinth could do a better job than half of your posts.

Is it working ?

Not so far.

Rez, I would never insult you and I don't believe that you are good or evil incarnate (as others suggest) but I did ask your mom for her favorite baby pic of you and this is what she gave me:

http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com...71-200x200.jpg

She said it was the only one she kept

Insult me

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

i just wanna call smeenus that name one more time...... for old times sake..... paul??

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

I can't insult the son of Mike Patton's less successful friend even though it was impossible to teach the man how to use Audacity. After 4 hours I just took a picture of him and left:

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content...tton-crank.jpg

He told me your dad had tried to teach him but was unable to turn on the application.

Engine you suck balls at this.

No, you

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth

No, fuck you

Go for it.

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

I know this wasn't directed at me but now I'm mad.
I'm holding a gun with it's barrel stuck into your ass right now and you have not even noticed because Floridians just poop at will, where they stand and let child protective services pick it up, if they ever come. Since you don't have any children in your house that you know of, they will presumably never come.

You feel it but think that it's just a piece of play doh you shoved up your ass a while back.

But, surprise, that's an actual gun up your ass. And I am standing there holding it. You thought I was your life-size cutout of Darth Maul but I hid that in your bathroom.

You are about to die watching your entrails exit your abdomen. You are too stupid to know what happened and before you die you will think, for a second, that some kind of gut-exploding virus hit the southeastern United States. Bang

I am never thinking about Playdoh in the same way again.

****ing gross brah. Why would you put your dick in the same hole that your dad does? I wouldn't even be able to do that **** cuz I'd be thinking of my pops doing it to her.
PLUS, that is ****ed up. Your ****ing dad feeds you and puts a roof over your head your whole life and you repay him by ****ing his wife??? **** that **** I'd rather die than disrespect my dad like that

Okay, yes, even though I was talking about my actual gun that's pretty horrible because I did not know that you and my father were so in love. But you should at least acknowledge that my dad has been dead for seven years.

Sorry about that mate.

Back to it though.
Don’t ****ing mock me you pompous piece of ****. I don’t know who the **** you think you are but your obviously a dip**** who goes around acting like hes better than people buy im sure you just an ignorant **** just like everyone else you ****head. You know its pompous ignorant ****s like you who make me so mad i could ****ing murder a bitch. You think im ****ing playing games here? Hey i aint scared brother. I got a 45 with your name on it. So just come on over. Bring your gun and we’ll meet somewhere and we’ll just ****ing shoot this out cause i don’t give a **** man. I really dont. I just busted a nut in your moms face so what. You think i care if i ****ing live or die ill ****ing put a bullet in your head. This aint no joke man. Ill ****ing cut up your dead body and march around wearing your head as a hat while playing your penis like a flute to the tune of yankee doodle dandy. You wanna keep talking ****. Bring it bitch.

I'm not gonna **** with a man who has chosen my dad's rotten corpse for his lover. I apologize. You two go on with your life and I wish you both a long, happy life together but, since neither of you can have kids, please don't bring any children into the home as adoptees. That would be sick.

Bro, Not tryin to start a fight, you dont have a clue on how the world works. I have seen sh*t you will NEVER SEE, I have lived threw thing you will NEVER live threw. I'll say what I think to anyone. As far as me coming to where ever you live and saying something to someone you know. I dont know them so why would I just walk up and say something that may or may not start a fight. Although if you would like to buy me a plane ticket from Iraq, I will take it and I'll say whatever you want me to; as long as I'm out of this place. Like I said before I'm not trying to fight with you, but you don't know everything nore do you know everyone. So you can't make statements like "you wont say things to people's faces.

Don't tell me, the kind with corn in it?

I've seen what getting ****ed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the **** shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

hahaaha what? You win. Please just don't rape me and my entire family to death with your crooked, oddly shaped penis I beg of you.

This doesn't even have anything to do with me. Worst insult ever.

But when I do it I think of you.

I can't wait until Batty sees this thread.

Can't wait or won't wait? God people are impatient today.

You can insult me now.

Better shutup. If I was u, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

lmao, that's a ****load of formaldehyde.

Didn't you already talk about your fetus room once before? It sounds like a twisted version of The Cider House Rules :laughing:

Do your worst.