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10-30-2013, 06:57 PM | #81 (permalink) | |
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11-09-2013, 06:34 AM | #82 (permalink) | |||
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I should've known this thread would be a flop look at who created it. None other than the juice monkey that decided to take 2 minutes away from his intense grunts at the gym to make this piece of shit thread. Get off the roids bro. You wonder why you can't satisfy any women with that micro penis you are packing. Did you decide to take a photo OP pic with Lebron James? Also did he end up molesting you after that photo shoot?
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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11-09-2013, 11:27 AM | #83 (permalink) |
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Yer mom.
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11-09-2013, 01:32 PM | #84 (permalink) | |
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Dude, you need to get rid of that avatar. It's obvious that your dick is tiny and you're obsessed with it, so you get an avatar with a guy holding a long, phallus-like flute suggestively to make you feel better about yourself. Maybe if you actually learned how to use that chode you call a wang then women wouldn't laugh at you after you came on their labia after fifteen seconds of futilely trying to push it in. Or maybe not. If the motion of the ocean is the motion of a kiddie pool then who really gives a shit?
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11-09-2013, 03:38 PM | #88 (permalink) | |
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I wanna chop it all off and see if you lose your strength like Samson. Also you might look super cute with a pixie cut.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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11-09-2013, 03:45 PM | #89 (permalink) |
David Hasselhoff
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Dude, look at my name. I mean really. It would be PERFECTLY obvious to ANYONE with two brain cells to rub together that this was probably not gonna bother me. I'm aware that you do have EXACTLY two brain cells, but I also recognize the extreme difficulty in rubbing them together when one is in your thick skull and the other is in your expansive butt. Then again, as often as you have that feeble noggin of yours plunged up that thing I would think there was a chance of those two lonely cells at least accidentally colliding with each other once in a great while.. |
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