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Old 10-30-2013, 06:57 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Alright, let's do this without Neo deleting my Plug comments;

You're a disillusioned suburban pile of white trash who gets off on pretending to live this rough and tumble upbringing just because you feel it in someway resonates with the obscure music you listen to.
You've been sheltered from the real world your whole life and are a lazy good for nothing dork who was too puny and unwilling to make the sports team, hence why your father doesn't like you and hence why you have so much angst.

Drop the act you must be the first 'homeless' person I've met with an extensive vinyl collection and unlimited internet access, who also might I add stays in hotels every damn night.
Oh what a hard life you must have........Oh I forgot you're American, you probably don't understand sarcasm. Fuck you. Non sarcastic. Get it?

You hop up on this site looking for attention for your fictitious tragedies but you won't get it from me motherfu**er. Go back to suckling your organic milk, grow up and realize how much of your internet persona is just malicious lies, then listen to some obscure band, cry and do it all over again. Loser.


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Old 11-09-2013, 06:34 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Ok so this thread is meant to be funny, not actually fighting with people about real stuff. Come on god damnit.
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No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion
so... she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. Only you survived and that's how you ended
up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your
face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. ****s disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket
over your head or something. peace.

I should've known this thread would be a flop look at who created it. None other than the juice monkey that decided to take 2 minutes away from his intense grunts at the gym to make this piece of shit thread. Get off the roids bro. You wonder why you can't satisfy any women with that micro penis you are packing. Did you decide to take a photo OP pic with Lebron James? Also did he end up molesting you after that photo shoot?

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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 11-09-2013, 11:27 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Yer mom.
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Old 11-09-2013, 01:32 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Yer mom.
Dude, you need to get rid of that avatar. It's obvious that your dick is tiny and you're obsessed with it, so you get an avatar with a guy holding a long, phallus-like flute suggestively to make you feel better about yourself. Maybe if you actually learned how to use that chode you call a wang then women wouldn't laugh at you after you came on their labia after fifteen seconds of futilely trying to push it in. Or maybe not. If the motion of the ocean is the motion of a kiddie pool then who really gives a shit?
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Old 11-09-2013, 03:09 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Ok, I'm ready.
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Old 11-09-2013, 03:11 PM   #86 (permalink)
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You suck and your hair is too long.
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*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 11-09-2013, 03:22 PM   #87 (permalink)
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you know you wanna pull it.
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Old 11-09-2013, 03:38 PM   #88 (permalink)
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you know you wanna pull it.
I wanna chop it all off and see if you lose your strength like Samson. Also you might look super cute with a pixie cut.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 11-09-2013, 03:45 PM   #89 (permalink)
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It's obvious that your dick is tiny

Dude, look at my name. I mean really. It would be PERFECTLY obvious to ANYONE with two brain cells to rub together that this was probably not gonna bother me. I'm aware that you do have EXACTLY two brain cells, but I also recognize the extreme difficulty in rubbing them together when one is in your thick skull and the other is in your expansive butt. Then again, as often as you have that feeble noggin of yours plunged up that thing I would think there was a chance of those two lonely cells at least accidentally colliding with each other once in a great while..
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Old 11-09-2013, 03:45 PM   #90 (permalink)
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I wanna chop it all off and see if you lose your strength like Samson. Also you might look super cute with a pixie cut.
I'm gonna vomit, man.
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