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10-29-2013, 11:31 AM | #51 (permalink) | |
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10-29-2013, 11:43 AM | #53 (permalink) |
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My retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally ****faced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence.
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10-29-2013, 12:51 PM | #55 (permalink) |
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10-29-2013, 02:01 PM | #60 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
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^ I loled
Ki I think your girlfriend has a penis. And you have a vagina. Also Bro, you're a low class peasant... just shut your mouth. Go to school, get a job to support your broke ass family, and die slow... never to be remembered. That's all you are in this life. Me, I look like Jesus and I'm sitting water front in Marina Del Rey clearing a frozen Illadelph coil about to walk down to Venice and tan in a 2eros looking ecto as ****. Tell me about your life bro.. please. I'll ****ing **** on your pitiful little existence thinking you're somebody when you aren't **** but a small minded simple name on this "asian" forum with no social life.
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