what the **** rez

My retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally ****faced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence.

This is a beautiful thread.

junkyard donner - queefs smell like rotten eggs

rez - farts smell like rotten eggs


engine - loves old omelettes

Oh that's cool. Ignore me, you ignorant ****.

Made me do a lol.

You cunt.

ki - removed ribs to suck own cock; cock still too small to reach

also masturbates using tweasers

I think we both have a different sense of what is funny and isn't funny. I mean...at least try to insult me. You're just stating facts at this point.

^ I loled

Ki I think your girlfriend has a penis. And you have a vagina.

Also Bro, you're a low class peasant... just shut your mouth. Go to school, get a job to support your broke ass family, and die slow... never to be remembered. That's all you are in this life. Me, I look like Jesus and I'm sitting water front in Marina Del Rey clearing a frozen Illadelph coil about to walk down to Venice and tan in a 2eros looking ecto as ****. Tell me about your life bro.. please. I'll ****ing **** on your pitiful little existence thinking you're somebody when you aren't **** but a small minded simple name on this "asian" forum with no social life.