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Dr_Rez 10-28-2013 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1378362)
Don't tell me, the kind with corn in it?

I've seen what getting ****ed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the **** shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

Engine 10-28-2013 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1378361)
Bro, Not tryin to start a fight, you dont have a clue on how the world works. I have seen sh*t you will NEVER SEE, I have lived threw thing you will NEVER live threw. I'll say what I think to anyone. As far as me coming to where ever you live and saying something to someone you know. I dont know them so why would I just walk up and say something that may or may not start a fight. Although if you would like to buy me a plane ticket from Iraq, I will take it and I'll say whatever you want me to; as long as I'm out of this place. Like I said before I'm not trying to fight with you, but you don't know everything nore do you know everyone. So you can't make statements like "you wont say things to people's faces.

hahaaha what? You win. Please just don't rape me and my entire family to death with your crooked, oddly shaped penis I beg of you.

WWWP 10-28-2013 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1378320)
Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

This doesn't even have anything to do with me. Worst insult ever.

Dr_Rez 10-28-2013 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1378365)
This doesn't even have anything to do with me. Worst insult ever.

But when I do it I think of you.

Burning Down 10-28-2013 11:21 PM

I can't wait until Batty sees this thread.

Dr_Rez 10-28-2013 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1378368)
I can't wait until Batty sees this thread.

Can't wait or won't wait? God people are impatient today.

Burning Down 10-28-2013 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1378370)
Can't wait or won't wait? God people are impatient today.

You can insult me now.

Dr_Rez 10-28-2013 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1378371)
You can insult me now.

Better shutup. If I was u, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

Burning Down 10-28-2013 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1378374)
Better shutup. If I was u, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

lmao, that's a ****load of formaldehyde.

Didn't you already talk about your fetus room once before? It sounds like a twisted version of The Cider House Rules :laughing:

Key 10-28-2013 11:42 PM

Do your worst.


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