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10-28-2013, 11:37 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.
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10-28-2013, 11:47 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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I'm holding a gun with it's barrel stuck into your ass right now and you have not even noticed because Floridians just poop at will, where they stand and let child protective services pick it up, if they ever come. Since you don't have any children in your house that you know of, they will presumably never come. You feel it but think that it's just a piece of play doh you shoved up your ass a while back. But, surprise, that's an actual gun up your ass. And I am standing there holding it. You thought I was your life-size cutout of Darth Maul but I hid that in your bathroom. You are about to die watching your entrails exit your abdomen. You are too stupid to know what happened and before you die you will think, for a second, that some kind of gut-exploding virus hit the southeastern United States. Bang
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10-28-2013, 11:49 PM | #23 (permalink) | |
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10-28-2013, 11:55 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
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PLUS, that is ****ed up. Your ****ing dad feeds you and puts a roof over your head your whole life and you repay him by ****ing his wife??? **** that **** I'd rather die than disrespect my dad like that
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10-28-2013, 11:59 PM | #25 (permalink) | |
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10-29-2013, 12:01 AM | #27 (permalink) | |
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Back to it though. Don’t ****ing mock me you pompous piece of ****. I don’t know who the **** you think you are but your obviously a dip**** who goes around acting like hes better than people buy im sure you just an ignorant **** just like everyone else you ****head. You know its pompous ignorant ****s like you who make me so mad i could ****ing murder a bitch. You think im ****ing playing games here? Hey i aint scared brother. I got a 45 with your name on it. So just come on over. Bring your gun and we’ll meet somewhere and we’ll just ****ing shoot this out cause i don’t give a **** man. I really dont. I just busted a nut in your moms face so what. You think i care if i ****ing live or die ill ****ing put a bullet in your head. This aint no joke man. Ill ****ing cut up your dead body and march around wearing your head as a hat while playing your penis like a flute to the tune of yankee doodle dandy. You wanna keep talking ****. Bring it bitch.
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10-29-2013, 12:10 AM | #29 (permalink) | |
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10-29-2013, 12:13 AM | #30 (permalink) | |
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Don't tell me, the kind with corn in it?
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