This thread is for faggets, but my commenting on this excludes me. I hope you all die a horrible death by cannibals.

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Permission granted! Also, I'm impressed by how fast this thread was filled up.

Rez,

Listen you stupid little bitch. You are my property. You are going to lose this daddy and change your status to slave. You will give me everything you have and do nothing without my permission. Tonight you will strip naked and kneel outside with your palms upward. You will not move from this position for 3 hours. I want photos of it and a post on collar me acknowledging my supremacy and your slavery. Do it now.

These threads are always fun. I remember the last one we had but slightly better idea to have permission of the person.

Go head you limp dick. Throw your worst at me.

Come at me bro.

Do you even know what you're talking about? I mean i've heard some dumb stuff before but your post by far takes the cake. Thanks to you I now have to go to the doctor's to make sure I haven't developed an aneurysm in my brain. I dont mean to be rude but I could probably form a more logical and coherent statement by repeatedly smashing my face on the keyboard. You have the IQ of a hyena with brain damage and I nor anyone else here knows how you manage to make a bowl of cereal without burning down your house. I hope next time you post you will seriously consider doing your homework first so that I dont have to take time out of my day to write out my frustrations with you.

No permission, but do it if you want.

tl;dr find somewhere else to flounce you fanny mongler

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rathe...r a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

I could eat alphabet soup and **** better insults u dickless wonder, **** no wonder u get ur condoms at chuckee cheese bc you are the king of plebdom and everything u touch turns 2 shyt. I'm embarrassed 2 even know u as a person, although to me ur not even a human being just a dirty buttplug. Not even like a nice one, one of those really weird ones that have "hoss" in the name

what the **** rez

My retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally ****faced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence.

This is a beautiful thread.

junkyard donner - queefs smell like rotten eggs

rez - farts smell like rotten eggs


engine - loves old omelettes

Oh that's cool. Ignore me, you ignorant ****.

Made me do a lol.

You cunt.

ki - removed ribs to suck own cock; cock still too small to reach

also masturbates using tweasers

I think we both have a different sense of what is funny and isn't funny. I mean...at least try to insult me. You're just stating facts at this point.

^ I loled

Ki I think your girlfriend has a penis. And you have a vagina.

Also Bro, you're a low class peasant... just shut your mouth. Go to school, get a job to support your broke ass family, and die slow... never to be remembered. That's all you are in this life. Me, I look like Jesus and I'm sitting water front in Marina Del Rey clearing a frozen Illadelph coil about to walk down to Venice and tan in a 2eros looking ecto as ****. Tell me about your life bro.. please. I'll ****ing **** on your pitiful little existence thinking you're somebody when you aren't **** but a small minded simple name on this "asian" forum with no social life.

Should have figured you guys were too big-a pussies to do this. Make me sick.

you haven't been here 6 months...

lol Big3? Big3 what....3 worst posts in series? 3 days without a shower? 3 years ago you were the worst mod mb has ever seen?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DGGcdZ4KYb...hrough-you.png

Sounds like fun! Go ahead, punk? Make my bloody day a hell of a nightmare. *wicked* xD *off with yo head* #BEHEADED

But bro you arent worth the crust on my underwear....

I don't know what got into you, but you've been a troll for 2 months straight.

And **** talk all you want, Professor Gif, when I wielded the ban-hammer, **** got done.

@Rezdaddy: Dude, I'm a girl.

Alright, let's do this without Neo deleting my Plug comments;

You're a disillusioned suburban pile of white trash who gets off on pretending to live this rough and tumble upbringing just because you feel it in someway resonates with the obscure music you listen to.
You've been sheltered from the real world your whole life and are a lazy good for nothing dork who was too puny and unwilling to make the sports team, hence why your father doesn't like you and hence why you have so much angst.

Drop the act you must be the first 'homeless' person I've met with an extensive vinyl collection and unlimited internet access, who also might I add stays in hotels every damn night.
Oh what a hard life you must have........Oh I forgot you're American, you probably don't understand sarcasm. Fuck you. Non sarcastic. Get it?

You hop up on this site looking for attention for your fictitious tragedies but you won't get it from me motherfu**er. Go back to suckling your organic milk, grow up and realize how much of your internet persona is just malicious lies, then listen to some obscure band, cry and do it all over again. Loser.

hey ya forgot about me man whats up with that


inb4 parody of human beings
inb4 youre dirty
inb4 youre fat
inb4 ironic comments

you're irrelevant. now please leave Music Banter and never soil it with your presence again, cheers.

We usually just put the stuff we don't have room for in storage, or have others hold onto it when we can't afford a unit. But we have it all in a unit now. :)

this is the chlamydia talkin i know its not the real you

I tend to believe what people say unless otherwise there is strong enough evidence to the contrary. I feel what he says is true. I delete those post because I felt there where in poor taste considering what he went through, imo you only said those things to flame him.

:love: :clap:

Ok so this thread is meant to be funny, not actually fighting with people about real stuff. Come on god damnit.

Funny you say that, but I think it's your fault, the title released Hamish MacHaggis from the genie bottle.

I'm lacking inspiration from you unfunny cunts. Take the bloody tampon out of your ass then maybe you'll stop feeling sick.

No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion
so... she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. Only you survived and that's how you ended
up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your
face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. ****s disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket
over your head or something. peace.

LOL

This coming from a Frank Zappa looking, Herpes infested, Limp Dicked String bean. :laughing:

Bro.......that...hurts.