People you blame for your rampant alcohol/drug use
 

Fill in the blank: I drink/do drugs because _______________ is an asshole. Feel free to add a story or two on why this person (or many people) is the cause of your supreme irritation.

So, does the spoiler mean that we all know we're ultimately the ones making our own decisions and can only place the blame squarely on ourselves instead of pawning it off on others due to an inability to reconcile our failures to deal with anger in a rational way?

I do drugs because I forgot how to be a person without them

haha

"Drugs" are important to my self exploration.

Do DMT and you'll know what I mean.

Yes.

But due to the superficial nature of this thread, that isn't the point.

(However, that doesn't mean that I don't care about people who are obviously suffering at the hands of their own problems, hence the disclaimer.)

lol this is just an overall bad thread.

I don't see this going anywhere good any time soon.

Maybe if you just get drunk first, and then come back to it. ;)

I drink because I remember how to be a person without it

haha

"Drinks" are important to my self exploration.

Do jagerbombs and you'll know what I mean.

I like the taste of beer.

mmmmmm

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I don't really drunk much. I'm only a social drinker really and only once in a blue moon I will drink alone.

I have three or four bottles of alcohol in my fridge but I haven't touched them yet. They are pretty much for company that comes over.

It's supposed to be a silly thread but it will have people saying serious things. It's not really an issue to take lightly so I dunno. it's not going to work imo.

Even when people DO give a silly response there is probably some hardcore truth in those responses.

just fails all around with this thread.

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I don't blame anyone for my drinking and drugging. When I abused them it was my fault, my stupidity, nobody forced them down my neck. These days I just use psychedelics and lots of them. Drugs are tools, and whether they lead to illumination or degradation depends on the spirit in which one takes them

I was kidnapped by the Ku Klux Klan when I was twelve. They duck taped a funnel to my mouth and forced me to drink moonshine for three months before I killed four of them with a Confederate flag while making my escape. Been an alcoholic ever since.

:)

*crickets*


Maybe you should make something up

I did. I only killed three of them. The fourth guy just had a concussion.

I swear to drunk, I'm not God.

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So much truth in that especially because you are a southern. Why would you lie about it?

That's right he wouldn't!

Finished it for you.

I do drugs because of this self indulgent bastard: Music Banter - View Profile: Frownland

Nah, more like this...


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Erm...

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plebe alert

haha

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Don't worry. I got 'em. You're safe.

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I'm relieved.

My sense of humour is broken I think