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Old 09-17-2013, 04:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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status of jimmies - slightly rustled, potential for max rustling
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Once I started lifting regularly I definitely have higher standards for girls. This girl I was chillin with is super hot but I was holding her and kept feeling dem jiggly arms and jiggly shoulders thinking man if only she would do some triceps pulldowns and maybe a deadlift or two.

She also thought it was weird when I complemented her insanely well developed calves. They were ****ing boss though, I was impressed, they had all kinds of striations, beautiful beautiful calves.
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice clearly visible ribs. Eventually men will end up being attracted to sticks.
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't know what you're talking about. I eat like a pig and sit on my ass for twenty-five hours a day and I'm sexy as ****.
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Nice clearly visible ribs. Eventually men will end up being attracted to sticks.
No, not really. The blonde in the bikini can gain like 10, 20 or more pounds and still look good. I bet even that some guys would think she is just as hot with the extra weight on her, because you know some guys are more into a shapely figure. So she has something like 25% margin of error. That dude hasn't any room for error, if he gains ten pounds he looses his six pack and loose all those years he spent doing his 5 minute abs and Bowflex work-out.
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No, not really. The blonde in the bikini can gain like 10, 20 or more pounds and still look good. I bet even that some guys would think she is just as hot with the extra weight on her, because you know some guys are more into a shapely figure. So she has something like 25% margin of error. That dude hasn't any room for error, if he gains ten pounds he looses his six pack and loose all those years he spent doing his 5 minute abs and Bowflex work-out.
Total Gym you mean. That is the secret.
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No, not really. The blonde in the bikini can gain like 10, 20 or more pounds and still look good. I bet even that some guys would think she is just as hot with the extra weight on her, because you know some guys are more into a shapely figure. So she has something like 25% margin of error. That dude hasn't any room for error, if he gains ten pounds he looses his six pack and loose all those years he spent doing his 5 minute abs and Bowflex work-out.
I think Mondo was being sarcastic.
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Old 09-17-2013, 07:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've been lucky to always have been pretty skinny, and with no effort other than eating white chocolate I gained some smashing tits, a small waist and curves. The only thing I've never had is a complete flat stomach. It would take me getting fit and doing crunches everyday to achieve it. Not eating is the quickest way to lose weight but it doesn't mean you can maintain it.

I've seen pics Rezz, your a good looking guy, I can definitely appreciate your efforts. I want to see some topless photos fellas, momma needs some masturbation material.
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i don't eat much and i'm still a fatty :'(
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