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Old 09-18-2013, 06:10 PM   #41 (permalink)
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escorts are more expensive tho


go cheap



-drive downtown at night
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jakes on you for not killing the real hooker. good luck with your running for office goals of 2013
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Old 09-18-2013, 06:10 PM   #42 (permalink)
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No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.
that sounds so damn lame i cant even convey with words how pathetic that is
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Old 09-18-2013, 06:13 PM   #43 (permalink)
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No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.
Don't get me wrong, I'd dig that with a real girlfriend, but with a hooker it would just feel fake as hell. Cause, you know, it would be fake as hell. I would just be assuming that she was thinking about murdering me in my sleep when I inevitably dropped a Star Wars reference.
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that sounds so damn lame i cant even convey with words how pathetic that is
You don't like making out with girls or any of that? You're missing out. Also how did this conversation go from building muscles at the gym to picking up hookers? lol
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Don't get me wrong, I'd dig that with a real girlfriend, but with a hooker it would just feel fake as hell. Cause, you know, it would be fake as hell. I would just be assuming that she was thinking about murdering me in my sleep when I inevitably dropped a Star Wars reference.
You don't think your real girlfriend would think about murdering you in your sleep because you drop way too many Star Wars references?
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You don't like making out with girls or any of that? You're missing out. Also how did this conversation go from building muscles at the gym to picking up hookers? lol
Well, if you have big muscles then it's assumed that you can pick up more hookers. Or maybe just a really fat one.
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You don't like making out with girls or any of that? You're missing out. Also how did this conversation go from building muscles at the gym to picking up hookers? lol
listen i love cuddling and makin out and spoonin with the tip of my cock pressed against her butthole as much as the next guy but i meant about hiring someone for that experience bein lame/pahtetic
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You don't think your real girlfriend would think about murdering you in your sleep because you drop way too many Star Wars references?
Yes but she'd be obliged to listen to me because she was trapped by irrational feelings of affection towards me and I would be happy rather than self conscious to exploit that weakness to the fullest extent.
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Woo now I never said I like talking to them, jesus christ, im not that gay.
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Well, if you have big muscles then it's assumed that you can pick up more hookers. Or maybe just a really fat one.
If she weighs more than I can bench then I probably can't pick her up lol.

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listen i love cuddling and makin out and spoonin with the tip of my cock pressed against her butthole as much as the next guy but i meant about hiring someone for that experience bein lame/pahtetic
lmao. And yeah it would be so forced that you wouldn't enjoy it at all.
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