Men vs Women Getting Asthetically Pleasing

Trollheart · 09-18-2013, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

That is all changed with a little work mate. In 6months to a year you could make your body entirely different. I used to be 6'1" at 135. I am now 195 and in way better shape which happened in about 2 years. Never too late to start my main man Trolldaddio.

Thanks man. Sorry, did I mention I'm lazy? I'm lazy. Teamster lazy.
Sides, I couldn't get away from the house often enough to make it a reality.
And I'm lazy.
Meh, I'm fifty and alone: what ya gonna do? But I do have a plan: I'm gonna die alone!

zombie kid · 09-18-2013, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

That is all changed with a little work mate. In 6months to a year you could make your body entirely different. I used to be 6'1" at 135. I am now 195 and in way better shape which happened in about 2 years. Never too late to start my main man Trolldaddio.

Yeah so true. I'm 6'3" and 200 right now and it's all muscle, and like 4 years ago I was 170 and skinny. I just started working on my body and in two years I was basically where I am now, doing a regular routine of lifting, crunches and floor exercises, running, swimming, and other cardio stuff.

You could do weights for like an hour once or twice a week and still see a difference. It doesn't take that long.

The Batlord · 09-18-2013, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Thanks man. Sorry, did I mention I'm lazy? I'm lazy. Teamster lazy.
Sides, I couldn't get away from the house often enough to make it a reality.
And I'm lazy.
Meh, I'm fifty and alone: what ya gonna do? But I do have a plan: I'm gonna die alone!

There's always hookers. I'm half serious by the way. If I had the money and didn't live with my mommy then I'd have half a mind to get a semi-reputable hooker who I could be reasonably sure wouldn't give me crabs. Romance isn't my thing, and neither are human relationships so it sounds like a good way to get sex without a bunch of crap I don't have any business getting myself into in the first place.

djchameleon · 09-18-2013, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

There's always hookers. I'm half serious by the way. If I had the money and didn't live with my mommy then I'd have half a mind to get a semi-reputable hooker who I could be reasonably sure wouldn't give me crabs. Romance isn't my thing, and neither are human relationships so it sounds like a good way to get sex without a bunch of crap I don't have any business getting myself into in the first place.

You don't want hookers then. You want to look into Escorts that offer GFE.

Hookers are pretty much street walkers and you are likely to catch something even with two condoms on.

Trollheart · 09-18-2013, 05:49 PM

Yeah but you're forgetting he has the Light of True Metal inside him! That'll destroy any STDs that come within a hundred years of his weapon....

The Batlord · 09-18-2013, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You don't want hookers then. You want to look into Escorts that offer GFE.

Hookers are pretty much street walkers and you are likely to catch something even with two condoms on.

I don't even know about the GFE. I'd just feel weird pretending some chick who was there to **** me for money was there for anything other than to **** me for money. Just get on your knees and earn your paycheck.

djchameleon · 09-18-2013, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I don't even know about the GFE. I'd just feel weird pretending some chick who was there to **** me for money was there for anything other than to **** me for money. Just get on your knees and earn your paycheck.

You don't have to ask her for GFE but if she offers it. She's more likely to be cleaner than others that don't that's the only reason I mentioned it.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 09-18-2013, 05:54 PM

escorts are more expensive tho

go cheap

-drive downtown at night
-pick up hooker
-pay her $20
-get blowjob
-feel weird
-kill hooker
-turn off gta
-go downtonw
-pay $20 to hooker
-get blowjob
-go home

The Batlord · 09-18-2013, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You don't have to ask her for GFE but if she offers it. She's more likely to be cleaner than others that don't that's the only reason I mentioned it.

Honestly I've never even been sure what the girlfriend experience was. Does she act like it's a date, or just pretend it's the biggest she's ever seen?

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

escorts are more expensive tho

go cheap

-drive downtown at night
-pick up hooker
-pay her $20
-get blowjob
-feel weird
-kill hooker
-turn off gta
-go downtonw
-pay $20 to hooker
-get blowjob
-go home

djchameleon · 09-18-2013, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Honestly I've never even been sure what the girlfriend experience was. Does she act like it's a date, or just pretend it's the biggest she's ever seen?

No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.

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