I have a penis. Urban asked me if I could buy him one on eBay, coz the old guys feeling a bit left out. Apparently 'weener' didnt feel appreciated and packed his 'bags' and left. Aww, he needs more attention Urb!
Anywayz no more digs on Urb. Yeah penises rock. Of coure mine rocks more though!

^Bring it. I bet mine could take yours any day...

hmm....how random. I'm happy without one....

Hell no Artits, I wouldn't wanna embarace ya, you KNOW my penis would whoop yours...if ya had one. :finger:

Are you insulting my manhood? JEEZ KURT Im insulted.

I could beat you any day...

i'm confused...you're a girl right?

Yessum. Very much a girl.

...Whats your point?

nout....just chekin'....

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