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Dr_Rez 09-09-2013 09:31 AM

He/She Cheated...How did you find out?
 
Personally,

I came in and I caught her red-handed
Sleeping with the guy next door
Picture this, they were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor.

Sansa Stark 09-09-2013 09:53 AM

He told me the day after his birthday, which I'd spent two weeks pay making special for him

thanks bro

djchameleon 09-09-2013 10:11 AM

How could she forget that she had given you an extra key.
All this time you were standing there
You never took your eyes off her.

butthead aka 216 09-09-2013 03:18 PM

saw the marks on her shoulder

anticipation 09-09-2013 10:34 PM

waznt me

butthead aka 216 09-09-2013 10:45 PM

serious response


was seein this girl, things were goin well. sex life was off the chain, crazy wild sex. one night in her bedroom, i see her takin it doggystyle in a real rough fashion. shes about to bite through her lip, shes goin crazy. dude has this huge meatpole and shes lovin it, its so obvious. getting her hair pulled and ass slapped, bein called dirty names. i can barely watch, its too weird for me and this guy is yoked and ust givin it to her like an animal. she cums like 3 times in 15 minutes, shes gettin exhausted.


im watchin the whole thing, shocked at how shes takin this gargantuan. shes sayin stuff shes never said to anyone else before 'fukc youre so strong and handsome,' 'god your cokc is bigger than any ***** ive ever seen,' 'how did you get so hung?'..... at this point im grittin my teeth with kind of a blank stare on my face because its a lot to comprehend in the moment. she gets off again and this time just collapses in a mixture of exhaustion and pleasure. i can tell its euphoria and she is in heaven in this very moment. first time havin sex in front of a mirror, it was awesome, 10/10 would do again

Cuthbert 09-09-2013 11:20 PM

lol.

Dayvan Cowboy 09-10-2013 03:28 PM

Dear first boyfriend: way to cheat before even touching my boobs. way to pick a girl that follows my current boyfriend around thinking I'm a pushover and would allow it. way to get mad at me for dating other people afterwards.

Goofle 09-10-2013 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1365151)
How could she forget that she had given you an extra key.
All this time you were standing there
You never took your eyes off her.

Beat me to it.

Sequoioideae 09-10-2013 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1365447)
Dear first boyfriend: way to cheat before even touching my boobs. way to pick a girl that follows my current boyfriend around thinking I'm a pushover and would allow it. way to get mad at me for dating other people afterwards.

High school experiences, enjoy it while it lasts.

As for me, I've never been cheated on really, or at least I think, but none of my relationships have even gone on that long.

Scarlett O'Hara 09-10-2013 06:41 PM

Never been cheated on but damn is that a good song.

anticipation 09-10-2013 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1365447)
Dear first boyfriend: way to cheat before even touching my boobs.

:laughing:

misspoptart 09-11-2013 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1365330)
serious response


was seein this girl, things were goin well. Sex life was off the chain, crazy wild sex. One night in her bedroom, i see her takin it doggystyle in a real rough fashion. Shes about to bite through her lip, shes goin crazy. Dude has this huge meatpole and

wait, what?!

I caught my bf facebook cheating with a girl from Suriname. They were having the weirdest facebook conversations. EVER. I let it go because the poor guy is just so sexually repressed thanks to growing up in the sexless country we live in. Hopefully someday he'll get better and I won't have to beg for it every damn day.

Dr_Rez 09-11-2013 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misspoptart (Post 1365554)
wait, what?!

I caught my bf facebook cheating with a girl from Suriname. They were having the weirdest facebook conversations. EVER. I let it go because the poor guy is just so sexually repressed thanks to growing up in the sexless country we live in. Hopefully someday he'll get better and I won't have to beg for it every damn day.

I hav sum bad newz...I think yur boyfrend iz ghey.

Plankton 09-11-2013 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1365490)
Never been cheated on but damn is that a good song.

Me niether.

...roller food...

...why am I here?

djchameleon 09-11-2013 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1365573)
I hav sum bad newz...I think yur boyfrend iz ghey.

x2!


I've been cheated on but it was long distance relationships that I didn't want to get into in the first place and they finally talked me into it then go behind my back and cheat like what's the point.

misspoptart 09-11-2013 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1365573)
I hav sum bad newz...I think yur boyfrend iz ghey.

Takez 1 2 no 1.

Paul Smeenus 09-11-2013 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misspoptart (Post 1365657)
Takez 1 2 no 1.


http://www.capcampus.com/img/u/26690...nstinc_440.jpg

ladyislingering 09-13-2013 04:12 PM

I was once engaged to someone who, instead of just coming out and saying he was gay, took home a male escort one evening and then called me the following morning.

Needless to say, the wedding was off, and I sold the ring for a nice little sum.

Scumbag.

ps. last I heard he was in jail for some questionable, illegal pornography. For the 3rd time. Sometimes I wish he knew how beautiful my life was now, just so I could rub it in his face and laugh at him for being a loser.

Nickelback_rules 09-14-2013 08:30 AM

Oh, it was horrible. Well, first of all..I walked in to my house and I heard 'Silver Side Up' from Nickelback playing and I thought "Hey, I haven't listened to that with her for ages" Oh, and what do I come to find? Well, my girlfriend is with my Nickelback collection. I had to call it off, right then and there.

Dr_Rez 09-14-2013 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickelback_rules (Post 1366218)
Oh, it was horrible. Well, first of all..I walked in to my house and I heard 'Silver Side Up' from Nickelback playing and I thought "Hey, I haven't listened to that with her for ages" Oh, and what do I come to find? Well, my girlfriend is with my Nickelback collection. I had to call it off, right then and there.

Strong username to post topic correlation.

Cuthbert 09-14-2013 02:12 PM

I have just clocked your sig

Quote:

"Can't handle me when i'm bulking, you don't deserve me when i'm shredded'
ffs :D.

TheBig3 09-14-2013 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1365138)
Personally,

I came in and I caught her red-handed
Sleeping with the guy next door
Picture this, they were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor.

Why was her hand red? Sounds like you dodged a real freak, bro.

Surell 09-15-2013 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickelback_rules (Post 1366218)
Oh, it was horrible. Well, first of all..I walked in to my house and I heard 'Silver Side Up' from Nickelback playing and I thought "Hey, I haven't listened to that with her for ages" Oh, and what do I come to find? Well, my girlfriend is with my Nickelback collection. I had to call it off, right then and there.

i was hoping it'd be all Silver Linings Playbook and you'd beat the **** out of your nickelback collection like the critics did.

Nickelback_rules 09-15-2013 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surell (Post 1366376)
i was hoping it'd be all Silver Linings Playbook and you'd beat the **** out of your nickelback collection like the critics did.

Why would you slander Nickelback like that, sir? Why? You should be appreciative of Chad and co. Silverlining Play Book will never be as good as Spiderman 1, that classic duet from the Nickelback crew with Josey Scott.

Thank you, Chad.

Surell 09-15-2013 03:04 AM

You told me your name wasn't chad and i preferred the reboot because it was a whole franchise removed from chad, chad.

btw i beated off with my left hand, my right hand tried to choke me.

Nickelback_rules 09-15-2013 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surell (Post 1366392)
You told me your name wasn't chad and i preferred the reboot because it was a whole franchise removed from chad, chad.

btw i beated off with my left hand, my right hand tried to choke me.

You seriously need some Creed in your life, Scott Stapp is a miracle healer, he can help you, sir. Nickelback is far more amazing than the Silverlining Play Book, and your left hand.

Scarlett O'Hara 09-15-2013 05:05 AM

Bahaha, Creed.

Nickelback_rules 09-15-2013 05:21 AM

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content...pp-mugshot.jpg

ShopVacAbortion 09-26-2013 07:51 AM

one day she just stopped talking to me. She was moving away. Found out she was with another guy for awhile.

butthead aka 216 09-26-2013 08:02 AM

rare moment of seriousness

actually wasnt cheating but first time i learned another dude was involved


-broke up for a few months
-things unresolved
-see each other monthly mainly for sex
-have party at my crib on new years eve
-drink 6 shots of jager
-drink hurricane
-her best friend tells me shes with someone else
-not good idea when i've drank so much
-get mad at everyone
-ppl leave for awhile
-take shots of jager
-bong mikes harder lemonade someone left with my best friend
-ppl come back
-still angry
-leave her voicemail
-throw up jager
-drink yuenglings
-yell at her friend who told me til she cries
-go to bedroom with bunch of ppl
-play rap music
-feel like nothin left in life
-give random kid a half ounce
-force him to pack as many bowls as possible
-have bong, gasmask, bubbler in rotation
-drink more beers
-yell at some ppl
-pee pants
-pass out


best new yrs ever

The Batlord 09-27-2013 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1369185)
rare moment of seriousness

actually wasnt cheating but first time i learned another dude was involved


-broke up for a few months
-things unresolved
-see each other monthly mainly for sex
-have party at my crib on new years eve
-drink 6 shots of jager
-drink hurricane
-her best friend tells me shes with someone else
-not good idea when i've drank so much
-get mad at everyone
-ppl leave for awhile
-take shots of jager
-bong mikes harder lemonade someone left with my best friend
-ppl come back
-still angry
-leave her voicemail
-throw up jager
-drink yuenglings
-yell at her friend who told me til she cries
-go to bedroom with bunch of ppl
-play rap music
-feel like nothin left in life
-give random kid a half ounce
-force him to pack as many bowls as possible
-have bong, gasmask, bubbler in rotation
-drink more beers
-yell at some ppl
-pee pants
-pass out


best new yrs ever

Usually I wait till I've passed out before I piss myself, but pay me no mind.

IvanMC 09-29-2013 01:35 AM

If you've been with your partner for some long while and really really love him/her but deep inside you really really feel like having it off with someone else (maybe just a one-off); you just can't get this new kind of randiness out of your body... first of all: is it a mortal sin? second: if you fell back on a professional sex worker to consummate the aforementioned yearning -or urge- (a one-off perhaps).. would it be cheating?

Sansa Stark 09-29-2013 01:38 AM

For you, yes

butthead aka 216 09-29-2013 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IvanMC (Post 1369863)
If you've been with your partner for some long while and really really love him/her but deep inside you really really feel like having it off with someone else (maybe just a one-off); you just can't get this new kind of randiness out of your body... first of all: is it a mortal sin? second: if you fell back on a professional sex worker to consummate the aforementioned yearning -or urge- (a one-off perhaps).. would it be cheating?

for anyone in a exclusiv relationship thats cheatin


depends tho what kinda sex worker, camwhore or hooker??

Cuthbert 09-29-2013 11:02 AM

If you hide it from your partner or have to ask the question 'is this cheating?', it's probably cheating tbh.

IvanMC 09-29-2013 12:04 PM

Someone must have said once: "it's not allowed to have sex with someone else if you're married or have a partner". It was such a brilliant idea - a real stroke of genius, wasn't it? What would you do if your partner proposed having a kind of open-minded relationship, a kind of Jean Paul Sartre-Simone de Beauvoir relationship? Wouldn't anyone here grab the opportunity?

CallMeTex 09-29-2013 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1369930)
If you hide it from your partner or have to ask the question 'is this cheating?', it's probably cheating tbh.

Right - He could not hide it from his partner and involve his partner. I think they call it swinging.

djchameleon 09-29-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IvanMC (Post 1369940)
What would you do if your partner proposed having a kind of open-minded relationship, a kind of Jean Paul Sartre-Simone de Beauvoir relationship? Wouldn't anyone here grab the opportunity?

You have to have a strong core to your relationship before you go into an open relationship or else it will just end up being a big mess with trust issues.

Sansa Stark 09-29-2013 12:24 PM

Totally. I'm incapable of monogamy anyway


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