The Batlord

Alright, so, what's your deepest dream? Could be anything.

Me, I wanna not work hard and not accomplish anything in particular and find a nice little out-of-the-way tropical island the tourists have never heard of to live out my days in quiet laziness, pretending that the outside world doesn't exist. I don't know what island, maybe in the Carribean, or some unknown Hawaiian island, or if all else fails, a Pacific Island that is hopefully not a coral atoll (seriously, a water line that is below sea level and brackish, no good soil to grow anything, and probably small enough that you could spit from one end to the other).

I won't live in the lap of luxury though. I'll find some nice ramshackle place on the beach that may or may not get washed out to sea during every other storm. Get myself a lawn chair so I can watch the sunset with a beer in one hand and a joint in the other. Maybe go down to the local bar on the beach run by a fifty year old fellow ex-patriot who left his job as a Wall Street exec twenty years ago and hasn't worn real shoes since, and get pleasantly plastered with all the other slackass ex-pats who could give a **** about much of anything besides fishing, gathering coconuts, and surfing. To past the rest of the time I imagine I'll get a job at the bar, or maybe fix boats or something (and possibly learn how to actually fix boats).

And when my relatives try to get me to come home for Christmas, I'll just tell them that the only boat off the island just got attacked by pirates.

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Sansa Stark

My dream which I'm already working on is to get a dickload of degrees and work with at risk LGBTQ+ youth bc there are so few resources for those who are young and queer, especially to find a shrink if you're gender variant.

My new dream is Jaime Lannister

The Batlord

I haven't even seen the show and he's already become my favorite character pretty much since day one when he started getting his own chapters in the books. A quality douchebag.

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Sansa Stark

Nahhh! I love Jaime so much, he reminds me of someone I love very much anyway

and him and Brienne & Jaime are my OTP to end all OTP's

FRED HALE SR.

I thought Batlord was gonna say two chicks at the same time. An island with ex patriots what a let down.

The Batlord

Oh, don't get me wrong, I've been all over his whole redemption storyline, but it's his true douchiness that made me love him in the first place.

It is nice to see a pairing that's not hot guy/hot girl or ugly guy/hot girl for once. Granted, I've not seen what Brienne looks like in the show. They're definitely cute together though.

Edit: I'd love to include two chicks, but something tells me that bicurious, hotty ex-pats are gonna be hard to find. I picture an island filled with dissolute middle-aged guys wondering why a thirty year old is already so disillusioned. There's always the native girls I guess, but I imagine that without money they would probably just think I was a weirdo.

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Ninetales

I just want to find myself.

Sansa Stark

Paedantic Basterd

Mine is to be a comedy screenwriter, specifically to showrun my own sitcom with of course, final say in all creative decisions.

The Batlord

She's not as bad as what I imagined Brienne to look like, but that's about as far as they were willing to go with TV ugly I guess. She needs some ugly teeth prostethics though.

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